I likes me privacy....
2007-09-25 07:28:25 · 16 answers · asked by Kiss My Shaz 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Smear some peanut butter on some TP, slide it under the next stall and ask, "May I have that BACK, please?"
Also, try making some moaning noises if you were there first, then whine, and cry out, "MAN! I was SOOOO close!"
Take a flash picture with your cam or phone, then reach beneath the occupied stall with the pic you just took, OR take another flash pic.
2007-09-25 07:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Reach under the stalls and take their wallets or take their picture.
UPDATE: Or tap on their shoe (a-la Senator what's-his-name).
UPDATE #2: Bring a boombox some disco lights, and a mannequin. Play the song “I’m to Sexy” or “It’s raining men” in one of the stalls.
Bring some duct tape and start sealing off the doors to each stall. Start with the one furthest from any patrons, avoiding the stall of your choice. This'll put some pressure on any patrons to finish their business before the tape comes to their door... not that it would really trap anybody, but it sure wouldn't be comfortable to have somebody fooling with your door.
Start tossing miscellneous foodstuffs over the stall doors... or WATER! Drench them with water! No wait... then they'll hang around the drier for a long time.
2007-09-25 14:34:08 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You could use the technique I have used, walk into the bathroom and just mention to the person next to you at the sink that they are giving away a bunch of free pizza downstairs, first come, first serve and this usually clears out the restroom in a hurry.
But, it only works once!
Happy Trails to you!
2007-09-25 14:38:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
say when you are at your cubicle, "wow whatever i had for lunch is really not agreeing with me", " i pity anyone that comes in the bathroom while i am in there or after i leave, cause i think this might remove the paint from the walls" lol
2007-09-25 15:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really loud fart, a bunch of loud grunts, and a big splash in the toilet. add some foul oders for good luck.
Morg
Or just bring my buddy death in with you.
2007-09-25 14:31:24 · answer #5 · answered by Morg III - Harbinger of Death 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
(if you're in a stall) Vomiting noises or say things like "OMG I don't remember eating THAT ewwww" Maybe some grunting noises.
If not in a stall, "Did you see who's in reception?? (name a super-hot super-sexy star) and expletive, she's so hot!"
2007-09-25 14:35:41 · answer #6 · answered by Serena 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Tell them "I'm warning you guys, if I were you I'd leave. By the time I'm done you'd wish you weren't in here!"
2007-09-25 14:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by Deb S 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
grab your tummy and moan and say....."oh...that indian food is not aggreeing wiht me.....Bring in a fart machine wiht you so you can pretend like you ripped a moist one...i doubt they'll stick around
2007-09-25 15:01:29 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Consuela B. Hammock 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
start to do your business,in a small area like that makes anybody run like heck
2007-09-25 14:31:59 · answer #9 · answered by cyrontae1110 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The plummer is coming in here!
2007-09-25 14:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by Georgie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋