I've just come out of the closet?

Question

I've just come out of the closet and need to pick some shoes. What color works best with my plaid thong?

I'm going to Lucky Chengs tonight in the city (www.planetluckychengs.com) and I need to know what will show it off.

I do have a picture, but I can't post it on hereeeee...
My "back jungle" is fresh, but the cramming part is going to be tough. I tried it on last night (when I took the picture), took a while, but as long as you don't look at it from the sides, it looks halfway decent.

And to Cheryl: That just wasn't nice.

Sips with a Fist: Good idea. I DO have some sexy Teva's in brown, I think they'll be comfortable enough for my stage act (a lot of jumping and bending...)

xenypoo: It had to be done. I felt, somehow, confined before I was freed...

Check your e-mail.

Answer 1

Depends on what kind of plaid it is.
Whatever you do - don't wear black with navy or brown with black.
And.. peeptoes are hot, but only if you don't have disgusting hairy troll feet.

Do you happen to have a picture? ;)

PS: Make sure you shave or wax back the jungle before trying to cram your meat into a thong (14" is a lot of surface area)..
Trust me.. once you see "Good Luck Chuck" and the beach obese bikini scene with the shot of insane bush falling out of the crotchal region you'll totally get the picture.

Answer 2

I would suggest a nice sensible pair of brown sandals. They go with anything, especially if you plan on showing some skin.

Answer 3

Well, that's interesting. I didn't know being gay meant you wear a plaid thong. The gay people I know just wear regular clothes like everyone else. But then again, I guess you didn't know those people were gay because they looked "normal", right?

Answer 4

Anything stiletto.... color is irrelevant.

Answer 5

SHUT-UP and stop lying to me, or else I WILL lose my crush on YOU!