I missed our anniversary this year, and my wife told me she wanted something in the driveway by this evening that would go from 0-200 in less than 6 seconds, or our relationship is over. I really don't mind getting it for her, but it seems an odd request to set a bathroom scale in the driveway. Am I missing something?
2007-09-25 06:47:00 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Ha ha, very funny. See if you're still laughing when your clothes are in the driveway.
2007-09-25 06:50:19 · answer #1 · answered by mamabear 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO-no for real, LMAO!! I was all into the question, thinking damn, she got high demands, but more power to her, then I get to the scale part, I fell out laughing. I really needed that, thanks for the giggles....my co-workers liked it too. Got any more good ones??? Oh yeah, I laughed at the replies ya got, considering that some really took the ? serious or couldn't tell if it was a joke or not. I could care less...either way it made me LMAO!!!
2007-09-25 07:09:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
my wife always forgets our anniversery, for 8 years straight. I would say that would be a little extreme for her to ask that. so put the scale out in the drivewayand see whats happens.
2007-09-25 07:10:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah,you're missing something,"genius!"
You need to park a treadmill right next to the scales,or she's really gonna be,"pi$$T !"
2007-09-25 07:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by STORMY 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She probably wants it out there because she knows, giving her current activity levels and diet, that soon she'll only fit through the garage door.
2007-09-25 06:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I hope you don't love your p***s as much as that joke. Don't be surprise if it is missing when you wake up after that terrible gift. I suggest you get the car you already messed up once.
2007-09-25 07:00:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
honey, the scale i'm giving you goes up to 500.
2007-09-25 06:55:00 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda S 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hardy har har
2007-09-25 07:15:37 · answer #8 · answered by betternher 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
EXCELLENT! You could also buy a couple of Jato rockets and strap them on her when she on the way to work!
2007-09-25 06:51:19 · answer #9 · answered by ranch_tester 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Umm....lol I think that she does not want a scale....she wants a car.
2007-09-25 06:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by Sweetums 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋