My wife won't go to bed at night without a lullaby and a bedtime story! After 12 years of marriage, this is getting ridiculous! Help?
2007-09-25 06:34:15 · 20 answers · asked by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Hire a sitter.
2007-09-25 06:54:59 · answer #1 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not enough details to be helpful here, other than wondering.. do you still love your wife? That might be the 1 ritual that cements your love in her heart. Maybe she just adores hearing your voice singing of love and rest. Maybe she wants to hear your hopes and dreams in the bedtime story. Maybe in stopping the ritual, you will be initiating the beginning of the end. Are you sure that's what you want? If so, then just be too busy. It's simple to kill the love, hopes and dreams. It takes much more time, effort, creativity, and most of all love to nurture the love, hopes, and dreams of another heart. Contemplate on it. Perhaps what's needed is NOT to stop, but to put more love into it.
2007-09-25 13:50:49 · answer #2 · answered by shine_radiantstar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't know about a lullaby, but a good orgasm puts me to sleep every time, just like a baby, and hubby usually makes out pretty good too. Perhaps you are missing the boat, like someone suggested earlier! LOL
2007-09-25 13:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by reddevilbloodymary 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
R U serious? Wow.... well get a tape player and record your voice singing her lullabies that way you can just play it for her every night before she goes to sleep :)
good luck
2007-09-25 13:38:44 · answer #4 · answered by ~NIKKI~ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ah, thats a little awkward. Tell her shes not a child anymore and she needs to grow the hell up. Now, be a good boy and take away her teddy bear and kick her out of her crib! Ok, seriously, tell her that you refuse to do those things for her because she is a grown up but you will substitute it for a back rub or you'll play with her hair before she sleeps to relax her. Good luck with that one.
2007-09-25 13:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by sun day 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is weird but you married her and have done it for the last 12 years. You should have done something about it in the beginning not 12 years later.
2007-09-25 13:44:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god. You are not serious. Man I feel for you. Tell her to go see her mommy and daddy if she wants to be treated like a baby otherwise to grow up. I am sorry I have no other advice but seek professional help NOW!
2007-09-25 13:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reading her playboy articles, while they *are* literary masterpieces, is hardly considered a bedtime story. Are we considering Marvin Gaye to be lullabilic.. that's my new word.
2007-09-25 13:49:32 · answer #8 · answered by nixity 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...she says the same exact thing to me except she isn't referring to singing when she says she wants a 'lullaby'.
I think you're missing the boat here sport. Thank Christ I'm at the helm though huh?
2007-09-25 13:39:45 · answer #9 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't see how you put up with it this long! Just stop. Since she's so childish she'll probably have a fit, but come on!
2007-09-25 13:43:52 · answer #10 · answered by im sure 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋