an asian guy & a white guy were seated next to each other on a plane ride to europe..
White guy turn to the asian guy & ask..what kind of "ese' are yah? pardon me but i don't know what you mean? answered the asian guy..
white guy repeated his question..what kind of "ese" are yah? the asian guy really perflexed..sir i really don't know what u mean..
the white guy getting irritated & said..what i mean is.. are you japan"ese"? chin"ese"
vietnam"ese" or something else? the asian guy politely said..oh im japanese sir..
minutes later the japanese guy turn to the white guy & ask..sir what kind of "kee" are yah? what do you mean what kind of "kee" i am? sir i just really would like to know what kind of "kee" are yah? the white guy really agigated and said once again..what the heck do you mean what kind of "kee" i am?
the asian guy replied politely once more..sir are you a yan"kee" a don"kee" or a mon"kee"?
2007-09-25 06:32:57 · 24 answers · asked by Rode|ette ۩ 6 in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Philippines
Q: "What kind of -ese are you?"
A: "Your humble servant is Kainese (kainis; irritating)."
2007-09-25 07:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by tranquil 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
I used this stale joke 20 years ago in the spaghetti factory in san Francisco.
2007-09-26 04:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am an Asian, nearly Ob-ese.
2007-09-26 05:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by boyplakwatsa.com 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's Pinoy Joke! hahahahahaha. Five calories burned!
2007-09-26 02:16:08 · answer #4 · answered by Makisig 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha!ha!ha! It is times like these that I enjoy being in YAP. I'd rather be an Asian than a White...elephant?
2007-09-27 03:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by annabelle p 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pardon me, I didn't find this joke humorous... it's obnoxious. I know each participant in the joke are suppose to be applying some type of wit... but it's done at such a elementary level it embarrasses both races.
my apologies to people who think its funny...
2007-09-27 13:06:07 · answer #6 · answered by Darren 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm a mutt. Seriously, I'm half Bicolanese and American Polonaise....and still laughing at your story....
2007-09-29 18:58:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am yankee and I think your joke was hilarious, thanks for the laughs. Kind of like the lee brothers, Ugh Lee and Home Lee.
2007-09-25 22:51:27 · answer #8 · answered by Mike E 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haahaaaaay i laughed so hard my matr-ese fell out! i had to poke it back into place with a broomstrick.
2007-09-25 18:15:36 · answer #9 · answered by Bungangera of Perya 1 · 5⤊ 2⤋
That was hilarious!
Way to go!
2007-09-25 14:39:23 · answer #10 · answered by Sunshine 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋