Give them the following the next time you see them:
One case of Bud light
10 texas Angus Rib Eyes
her old collar and dog leash, water bowl and food dish
a thank you card(stating that you won't take her back even if they were willing to pay you in Martian Gold Dollars)
PS Don't let her drive your vehicle!
2007-09-25 07:00:57
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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How about a large circular monument erected from huge monolithic stones oriented to align with stellar patterns and/or magnetic anomalies as a testament to their absolute superiority.
2007-09-25 05:17:54
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answered by General Leon Pleasant 6
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make a fake human that kind of looks like her, when they come back for that one you can give them the card, though I'm not sure where to get a card for that.... you probably need to make one your self. that will be the hard part about this.
2007-09-25 05:14:55
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answered by Rogue Engineer 1
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I wouldn't thank them yet--they have a way of bringing them back and changed too. I woukd be very frightened if I were you--you might want to move quickly. Run little man run.
2007-09-25 05:14:27
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answered by Wolfen 3
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Gift card from Cabela's....that always seems to be a winner :-) Maybe another one from Bed, Bath & Beyond...we are not sure on gender specifics here...can never be too careful ;-)
Edit: many thanks to snakefinder, still LMAO on that answer!! :-D
2007-09-25 06:29:08
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answered by ♫brokenangel♫ 6
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I'd give them a thank you note with a big box of chocolates
2007-09-25 08:57:50
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answered by Anonymous
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Send them an email
2007-09-25 05:14:44
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answered by Anonymous
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Interpretative dance! Or get a lot of logs and a lighter and say 'THANK YOU VERY MUCH!' in fire, thats an attention getter.
2007-09-25 05:14:41
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answered by SirLucious♂ 6
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I don't know, but if you get in contact with them I have my Ex wives address I need them to stop by.
MO
2007-09-25 05:15:13
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answered by MOs fishin 6
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Send them a fruit basket and some clothes for her...
Thaty way they'll keep her for a while
2007-09-25 05:14:49
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answered by ? 3
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