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A card seems inadequate, don't you think?

FYI: I'm not sure what planet they're from.

2007-09-25 05:11:41 · 29 answers · asked by Dr. JD Scrubs 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

29 answers

Give them the following the next time you see them:

One case of Bud light
10 texas Angus Rib Eyes
her old collar and dog leash, water bowl and food dish
a thank you card(stating that you won't take her back even if they were willing to pay you in Martian Gold Dollars)

PS Don't let her drive your vehicle!

2007-09-25 07:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

How about a large circular monument erected from huge monolithic stones oriented to align with stellar patterns and/or magnetic anomalies as a testament to their absolute superiority.

2007-09-25 05:17:54 · answer #2 · answered by General Leon Pleasant 6 · 2 0

make a fake human that kind of looks like her, when they come back for that one you can give them the card, though I'm not sure where to get a card for that.... you probably need to make one your self. that will be the hard part about this.

2007-09-25 05:14:55 · answer #3 · answered by Rogue Engineer 1 · 1 0

I wouldn't thank them yet--they have a way of bringing them back and changed too. I woukd be very frightened if I were you--you might want to move quickly. Run little man run.

2007-09-25 05:14:27 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfen 3 · 2 0

Gift card from Cabela's....that always seems to be a winner :-) Maybe another one from Bed, Bath & Beyond...we are not sure on gender specifics here...can never be too careful ;-)

Edit: many thanks to snakefinder, still LMAO on that answer!! :-D

2007-09-25 06:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by ♫brokenangel♫ 6 · 0 0

I'd give them a thank you note with a big box of chocolates

2007-09-25 08:57:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Send them an email

2007-09-25 05:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Interpretative dance! Or get a lot of logs and a lighter and say 'THANK YOU VERY MUCH!' in fire, thats an attention getter.

2007-09-25 05:14:41 · answer #8 · answered by SirLucious♂ 6 · 3 0

I don't know, but if you get in contact with them I have my Ex wives address I need them to stop by.
MO

2007-09-25 05:15:13 · answer #9 · answered by MOs fishin 6 · 3 0

Send them a fruit basket and some clothes for her...
Thaty way they'll keep her for a while

2007-09-25 05:14:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 3 0

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