.... Got up on a saturday, gone to work only to find out it wasnt my day to work... stupid or funny????? :O)
2007-09-25 04:15:11 · 25 answers · asked by Deb S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
clogged the toilet in our office last week...water started gushing out uncontrollably I walked out like if I didn't do a thing...
until one of the employees walked in and started stomping her feet in the water and made a big deal about it...I joined her as if I didn't know what happened!!!
2007-09-25 04:23:22 · answer #1 · answered by mitlehmukle 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
About 8 years ago I moved house to my current one.
We had to get the move done over a weekend as I was back at work on monday.
Move completed, what a relief. Lovely house and lovely garden to relax in.
Monday comes and off I go to do a 14 hour day.
When I get home at about 3 am and try to put the key in the lock. It didn't fit.
Wrong key I thought and tried another.
Didn't fit.
Then I remembered, I didn't live there anymore.
What a muppet!
2007-09-25 11:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh soooo many thinks sooo little time
Got my foot stuck in a bucket (It does really happen)
Knocked myself out on a stable door
Stuck a fork in a toaster
Got stuck
between a lamppost and a hedge
In railings
In step ladders
Got my head stuck in a dog bowl
Ate a entire bar of cooking chocolate and threw up everywhere!
When I was younger I farted in front of the whole school
Thats enough for now I think
2007-09-25 13:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by nevergrowup 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, I picked up an extra shift one time for the next day, I laid down to sleep and I was sooooooooo exhausted. I woke up thinking it was 4:30 pm( I was to be there at 4:00 pm). I called them telling them I was on my way, rushing around the house trying to get dressed, crashing into everything.... It was 4:30 AM!!!(during the summer when the sun was up early...) It was sooooo funny!!!!
2007-09-25 11:19:37 · answer #4 · answered by SB's cafe 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The stupidest thing I have ever done was when I was at my friends house and there was an onion in the refrigerator and I got it out and started smelling it to make me cry. Then my friend told me it was garlic.
2007-09-25 11:19:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥~Onyx~♥ 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ok I was at this pizza place with my mom and it had bars on the windows, and my mom said wow this place must have been robbed so I say, "But how could you rob a pizza place the police would get here before you get the pizza" (no knowing they would take the cashbox) lmao
2007-09-25 11:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by Wesley™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i give the guest a receipt without collecting the payment. its stupid but it make me laugh. I cant imagine i can give a receipt to a guest without handing the money.
2007-09-25 11:18:29 · answer #7 · answered by f@ku 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once went into a sandwich shop with every intention of purchasing a cheese and pickle sandwich...Imagine my surprise when I got back to work and realised I'd picked up a cottage cheese and cucumber!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-09-25 11:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by not Stidge again 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got married twice to the same person who waited 13 years to tell me it's not really what she wanted to do. (I call it the Larry Craig excuse, as in "I've been Craiged!")
2007-09-25 11:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by Goethe's Ghostwriter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stupidest thing i've ever done is falling in love with 10 year older guy. i'm only 14, he's 24.(it's not a crush).
2007-09-25 11:21:01 · answer #10 · answered by ქართველი 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋