2007-09-25 03:45:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
every other Friday!!! The vampires are draining the blood from my check!!!
2007-09-25 03:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by kissybertha 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was a kid, we lived out in the absolute middle of nowhere. During the summer, my mom and I slept in the living room, where it was cooler. One night, I had just finished reading some vampire story (my favorite), and I was laying there in the dark, wondering what I would do if a vampire knocked on the door.
Right then, there was a knock on the front door! There had been no car pull up, no lights, nothing, just a knock! I about peed all over myself!
I didn't have to do anything, my parents were light sleepers. Dad came running, jamming shells in his 12-gauge shotgun, and mom rolled over and was on her feet, snatching her loaded rifle she kept beside the bed on the way. I also knew she kept a loaded handgun under her mattress, so I scrambled to her bed, in case it was needed. This was not too long after our farm dogs had been shot, and the house burglarized. It was a good bet it wasn't the Jehovah's Witnesses, or Avon calling!
It was a couple of 20-something guys, no vampires (as far as I know!). They claimed they came in on a late night canoe trip (we lived near a popular creek for canoe trips), and their car battery was dead. They wanted Dad to give them a jump.
Yeah right. Number one, how did their car get to their arrival point? Canoe rentals always pick you up. Even if you had your own, how did the car get to the destination without someone to drive it there? Makes no sense. Then they asked to use the phone. Dad offered to call an all night service station in town (it was getting on toward midnight!), but there was no way he was going any where with them, or letting them in our house (like the screen door was a lot of protection)!
Dad told them to go wait with their car and they left. Then he called the sheriff and told him what happened. When the sheriff got down to the creek, there was no car, canoe, or guys!
I don't know what might have happened, but I was smart enough to thank God my parents exercised their right to bear arms! Whatever those guys might have had in mind, I bet they hadn't counted on staring down the business end of two loaded guns!
It still scared me silly, and we kept the doors closed and locked after that, and got another dog! So, no vampires, but something that might have been a lot worse!
2007-09-25 04:38:41 · answer #2 · answered by baymast13 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, since vampires dont have reflections, then ive never seen myself
2007-09-25 03:48:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a dream I was being chased by a vampire..does that count?
2007-09-25 03:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by Shimmer Babe 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never met him But the vampire wife was at my house "She siding I need a V...... Whoops Can't say it here..... And I keep telling her I am not the One! lol......
2007-09-25 04:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by Afro 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when I was playing Castlvania: Portrait of Ruin. I saw 4 of them.
2007-09-25 03:47:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last April 15, he was the IRS.
2007-09-25 03:48:30 · answer #7 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I ate my vampire candy.
2007-09-25 03:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by greythound crazy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everytime I look at myself or rather parts of myself; hands feet, arms, etc. Since mirrors don't work for me.
2007-09-25 03:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by BLADE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At Anne Rice's house in N.O
2007-09-25 03:48:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋