Pregnancy Q & A :
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper quickly
2007-09-25 00:39:53 · 12 answers · asked by nessa20 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
that really did put a smile on my pregnant face. thank u :)
2007-09-25 01:11:57 · answer #1 · answered by Ruby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too cute!
And the reason I want another baby is.....? maybe hubby was right about 2 being enough! Good reminder!
2007-09-25 07:55:00 · answer #2 · answered by Cindy; mum to 3 monkeys! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-09-25 07:44:07 · answer #3 · answered by not2posh 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They're good, I'm not even pregnant and they put a smile on my face.
2007-09-25 07:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very cute =)
2007-09-25 08:04:47 · answer #5 · answered by Butterfly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah I'm not pregnant, but I really enjoyed these!
2007-09-25 08:04:56 · answer #6 · answered by Cookie On My Mind 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are sooo adorable!
2007-09-25 09:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by Mommy of 1, #2 on the way! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that was too cute :) Thanks for the day brightener :)
2007-09-25 09:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by bigred5825 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-25 08:51:27 · answer #9 · answered by mimi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I have seen this before and I still love it. thanks
2007-09-25 07:58:09 · answer #10 · answered by mrsr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋