Or if you're not smiling...why not? :)
2007-09-25 00:33:41 · 31 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The newspaper delivery man actually put the newspaper in the newspaper box instead of just throwing it randomly somewhere in my yard....lol.....that never happens....so that made me smile today...=)
2007-09-25 15:46:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ocho Cinco 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Below, are examples of sixth grade research projects. Enjoy...
9. Queen Elizabeth was the Virgin Queen. As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted hurrah.
10. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.
11. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet is an example of a heroic couple. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.
12. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
13. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, A horse divided against itself cannot stand. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
14. Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.
15. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. He was very large.
16. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
17. The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.
2007-09-25 08:50:05 · answer #2 · answered by SteveA8 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yahoo Answer always makes me smile
2007-09-25 07:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing yet its still too early!!
I plan on smiling later on though when I get my fantasy football team results because I am still in the lead I am sure.
2007-09-25 07:35:48 · answer #4 · answered by Jason 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just started my "day" a few hours ago, but that naughty dream I had sure made me wake up with a smile . . .
2007-09-25 19:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I smile coz I know I chose the right friends and it shows to others I've made the right choices!!!
:-D
2007-09-25 07:52:58 · answer #6 · answered by YA!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dog. When I arrive home in the afternoon, she awaits me at the top of the stairs, and without fail, she lets out this funky little bark/growl, like wrrrrrrrrr, while she looks at me out of the corner of her eye, wildly wagging her tail. My mood was pretty sombre for most of the day...but coming home to that, it made me forget all the sh*t, I was grinning from ear to ear. Excellent question, love your positivity!
2007-09-25 07:44:55 · answer #7 · answered by thequeenofthesilverdollar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, I hate my job and my life sucks right now. Sorry, I wish I had something to smile about, but I don't.
2007-09-25 07:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by The Truth 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have my laptop at work. I was on break, with a sign on my desk that says "Bread Time", when one of the supervisors came up behind me and said "You've been on a break a long time!" All I could do was laugh out of embarrassment!
2007-09-25 14:07:15 · answer #9 · answered by Granny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Matt Good from FFTL
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and talkin to my boyfriend makes me smile 2
2007-09-25 07:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋