"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a s**ual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. "Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do." The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said. "Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on." The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," he said. "Your wife didn't give me an er**tion either."
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
2007-09-24 23:07:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29"."I am actually 47." Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your p*nts and play with your b*lls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his p*nts. Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
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2007-09-24 23:08:32 · update #1
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2007-09-24 23:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-09-24 23:18:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 21:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still funny
2007-09-24 23:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, i had heard the second one in role-reversal, where it was a woman who had had a facelift.... i didn't know grannies can get pervert pleasure too :-)
2007-09-24 23:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never mind - they gave me a laugh nevertheless ;-)
2007-09-24 23:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2007-09-25 01:11:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha naughty granny!!!
what if he was 69????
2007-09-24 23:11:37 · answer #8 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-25 00:24:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. thanks lol.
2007-09-25 00:33:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋