Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything , including their hot-blooded secretary.
One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter.
The day of delivery arrived. Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room. Finally one of them said, "I can't take this, I'm going down to sit in my car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is born!"
The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached the car with a very grave look on his face.
"What happened ?" asked the waiting car occupant.
The other partner announced, "They were twins and mine died!"
2007-09-24 23:03:28 · 9 answers · asked by gangrekalve k 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.....laughter begets laughter........so read on champ!
There's this lawyer in Italy, and he goes to his priest to confess. He says, "Oh father, forgive me. During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic. The Priest said, "Well, that's no sin!" The man said, "I know, but, I made him pay rent." The priest then said, "Well, that definitely wasn't the nicest thing for you to do, but under the circumstances, it really isn't a big deal, no need to worry." The man says, "Oh thank you, thank you father, but I just have to ask you one last question......................................................................... do I have to tell him that the war is over???
2007-09-26 00:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-25 06:20:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey...
that's nice...
i think this joke explains a life...
whenever u r going away from ur work...
PROBLEM COMES...
joke is nice...
keep putting jokes like this...
LAWYER ROCKS...
in this...
u deserve a star...
Thanks...
2007-09-25 07:39:29 · answer #3 · answered by bali... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excuse me but what is the question
2007-09-25 06:25:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny !
2007-09-25 20:02:10 · answer #5 · answered by Brilliant Queen (BQ)_forever !!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ! great one ! Are lawyers smart , or what ?
Thanks .. keep them coming .
2007-09-25 06:09:03 · answer #6 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... NICE ONE!
2007-09-25 06:59:25 · answer #7 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was intelligent and fanny too.
2007-09-25 06:11:30 · answer #8 · answered by Haneen B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay... *laugh*
2007-09-25 06:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by NEILISA **Shane's Mama** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋