FEMALE UROLOGIST
There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field.
A man goes to a female urologist who has excellent Medical credentials, but is also drop dead gorgeous, for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99." The guy obeys and says, "99!!!" The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and, again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99." Again, the guy says, "99." The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold onto your p*e*n*i*s. Now take a deep breath and say 99." The guy says, "One...two...three.........................."
2007-09-24 17:14:05 · 10 answers · asked by fishineasy™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All the guys at our Pawnshop loved this joke ..thanks
2007-09-25 02:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by Pat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-05 07:48:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.... you know not only could the joke mean 'the guy was taking his time to say "99", but it made me wonder if the urologist had cut the circulation off to his brain.?..lol.....
2007-09-24 18:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by hope_help 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good,you caught me off guard.
2007-09-25 04:28:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woulda been good maybe i'm just not in the funny mood?
I'm sorry.
2007-09-24 17:17:56 · answer #5 · answered by Victoria. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was going to be a gynogologist, because i heard there were a lot of openings.
2007-09-24 18:27:29 · answer #6 · answered by monkeyman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa! That was naughty but so funny!
2007-09-24 17:34:50 · answer #7 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Thats a good one.
2007-09-24 19:11:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Nice! I wasn't sure where this was going at first...
2007-09-24 17:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by queensruleall 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um. like I dont get it?
2007-09-24 17:24:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous1 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋