A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time, " said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
2007-09-24 15:20:13 · 12 answers · asked by Heather01Anderson 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, Gosh!! Way tooo funny! Like the saying goes: "Out of the mouths of kids", huh! I liked the joke enough to give you a star!
2007-09-24 15:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by DPL06351 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
Thats so cute, little kids just don't understand what that means
2007-09-24 22:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by marikrismas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More like "kids say the darnedest things"
2007-09-24 22:36:35 · answer #3 · answered by Ravi Joshi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ah the innocence of youth
2007-09-24 22:23:50 · answer #4 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww dat wuz qt but wird but funni @ da same time
2007-09-24 22:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i wouldnt want to be the husband XD
2007-09-24 23:10:20 · answer #6 · answered by \\\ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good.LOL
2007-09-24 23:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by coppercash 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol omg that is great, funny as
2007-09-24 22:46:05 · answer #8 · answered by Living_Legend 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ouch. i guess the tummy remains. :D
2007-09-24 22:43:21 · answer #9 · answered by dinOgaL(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-24 22:23:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋