A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage.
Finding the politicians, he buries them.
The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?"
The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."
2007-09-24 15:00:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That joke was very bad said this one politician,but you know how politicians lie."lol. That was very funny keep it up. I wonder how do you make up all these good jokes because they're simply phenomenal :o)
2007-09-25 10:29:51 · answer #1 · answered by Choosen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it one of the best its rare I hear a joke that I havn`t heard and I hate politicians so it made it even better Bravo have a star
2007-09-24 16:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Becasue dey' won't have the capacity to delight all people... so dey' have been given to delight demselves'.... So den da' ones dat' pleases demselves' wallet da' maximum, dey' please back da' maximum. The resta' ya'll dey' purely misinform..... reason' ya'll ain't pleasn' demselves' wallet lots in any respect.... answer to same the question asked of an eighty two twelve months previous civil rights worker in Alabama - 1979.
2016-10-05 07:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can Bumble Bees fly? Will if they can fly they you know that a politicians will lie.
2007-09-24 15:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by Pepsi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one again, DE!!
Hope you don't mind it I borrow it!
Remember one good turn deserves another one! LOL
Tell Buddy "HI" !
nfd♥
2007-09-25 15:24:00 · answer #5 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-09-24 15:04:32 · answer #6 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-09-24 15:20:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! That was so funny!!!!
2007-09-25 05:26:57 · answer #8 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha h(breath) ha ha ha ha
2007-09-24 15:33:14 · answer #9 · answered by xXxEpic VictoryxXx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe.....good one
2007-09-30 03:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋