Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggie.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggie.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?"
The third piggie says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
2007-09-24 14:58:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent=D
You earn a star and a thank you:):)
Thanks
Rags37:):)
2007-09-25 02:30:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOOK i have puppies and they are three little pigs over here .
2016-05-17 23:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soooo cute i have a good joke now for my kids.lol
2007-09-25 19:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by Inou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thnx 4 making my day lol
2007-09-24 22:14:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wazoo...I had to steal another....why did you make me do that DE????
Remember what I told you!!!!
bye,
nfd♥
2007-09-25 15:26:01 · answer #5 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT.....great one to tell the kids....thanks!
2007-09-25 03:02:45 · answer #6 · answered by tll 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny it was a great one
2007-09-30 03:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute.
2007-09-24 15:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by BuG 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for the laugh, that was really cute!!!
2007-09-25 05:17:26 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real cute. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-09-24 15:18:45 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋