Super Human Programming?

Question

Jesus & Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers & begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition a bolt of lightening strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.
Satan is visibly upset, & cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better." Jesus enters a command, & the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"
God chuckles, "Everybody knows...Jesus saves."

Answer 1

regardless of anyone else commits I think you did just fine:) It made me laugh:)

Thanks
Rags37:)
I did give you a star as well:):)

Answer 2

What does Michael N know? That's one of the better clean jokes around. Have a star!

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 4

xD i lurve this joke! it always makes my laugh! what the hell is that michael dude talking about? he needs to cheer up...it's a joke not a college essay....jeez....

Answer 5

.......lot to read for not so great a joke. i see what your going for but it needs work. shorten it, or improve the punchline, iw as expecting a gold mine :(

Answer 6

Good one!

Answer 7

:)