Did he have arthritis, or was he just feeling a bit pooped after that crucifiction thing?
Surely he could have flown.
You'd think his old man would have popped for a chariot, or at least a pimped-out ox-cart.
2007-09-24 13:52:29 · 8 answers · asked by nand 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Would you believe "that crucifixion thing" actually covers your own blasphemy, pride, arrogance and ignorance?!?
Now that is powerful blood!
2007-09-24 13:56:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Huh? Where did you get that? Do i note an attempt at sarcasm?
In the Gospels and Acts Jesus ascends by His own strength.
Why not look up the 'stories' in the Bible first?
God bless and have a good day and life. to you and all.
2007-09-24 20:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by James O 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think the pigeons reminded him of turtle doves, and the future peace which will be restored in the Kingdom.
2007-09-24 20:56:08 · answer #3 · answered by Son of David 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Once a child always a child!
Very, very childish!
2007-09-24 20:57:06 · answer #4 · answered by WillRogerswannabe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe u should try readin the bible...it has all of life's questions...n really, what exactly were u tryin to say, id love to know!!
2007-09-24 20:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by zizi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What?
Do you have any idea how imbecilic you sound?
Go read a book!
Cheers,
2007-09-24 20:59:30 · answer #6 · answered by Perplexed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD GONE GET UP!
2007-09-24 20:56:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-24 21:02:59 · answer #8 · answered by itchianna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋