one night before going to Bed . . . . .
It got stuck in his thoat . . . .
he was up all night with a stiff neck
2007-09-24 12:44:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They give Viagra to elderly men in nursing homes at supper time because later during the night it keeps them from rolling out of bed.
2007-09-24 12:53:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Viagra is used by men to sustain an erection hard enough to perform penetrate sex. If your husband does not suffer from erectile dysfunction, he is wasting his time and money using Viagra. Unless of course he is looking for repetitive sex over a four hour period!
2016-05-17 22:17:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short and most excellent. Really chuckled.
How about this one?
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.
The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy.
"I'll only marry you under three conditions."
"Anything, anything," said the ambassador.
"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28-inch studded matching necklace for our engagement."
Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"
The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.
"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."
The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"
The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to.
"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch penis."
A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"
2007-09-24 15:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by NYC Sewers 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
I love this joke, mainly because first time i heard it was from my quiet reserved GRANDMA of all people. She didn't get it and asked me to explain to her. We spent the next two hours talking about sex aids and porn and stuff lol
2007-09-24 12:49:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-24 12:50:31 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It lasted four hours
2007-09-24 12:48:54 · answer #6 · answered by nexteltom17 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, still made me lol
2007-09-24 19:56:51 · answer #7 · answered by henridog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-24 21:40:44 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i bet thats not the only thing that was stiffe if u get what im sayingggg HAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-09-24 12:52:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol
2007-09-24 12:52:38 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋