Myklia finds an old lamp in the attic and when she polishes it, a genie pops out and offers to grant her three wishes. However, he warns her that whatever she wishes for, the bloke in her life will get ten times better or more.
So Myklia thinks about this and says: "For my first wish I'd like to be the most beautiful woman in the world."
The genie says: "OK, but remember your bloke will be the most handsome man in the world and every woman will lust after him."
Myklia replies: "Go ahead."
So sure enough, she's the world's most beautiful woman.
"For my second wish, I want to be the richest woman in the world."
The genie warns: "That will make your bloke ten times richer than you."
"Fine by me," is her reply. So she's the richest woman in the world.
The genie asks: "What is your final wish?"
Myklia replies: "I'd like a VERY mild heart attack!"
2007-09-24 12:12:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHHA GOOD ONE...
And to your joke about are my "test results back"
Hell NO i dont mean ur other jokes are rubbish ....
They are all good but that was the best one.
I cant insult a online comedian... How dare i do so.. lol
Keep it up.
2007-09-25 04:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Heart attack, kidney close enough you tried thats all that matters, have a star
2007-09-24 12:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a man is waking down a beach adn finds a bottle. he rubs it and a genie appears. he says, u may have 3 wishes but for every wish all the lawyers in the world get double what u get. he thinks about then says ok. for his first wish, he wants 10 million dollors. "done. but all the laywers have 20 million dollors." says the geine. he doestn seem to care and goes on. "for my second wish, i would like a porsh waiting for me in my driveway." "ok. but all the lawyers would have two of them are you sure? askes the geine and the man says ok and keeps goin. for his third and final wish he says...."i have always wanted to donate a kindey............."
2007-09-24 12:33:58 · answer #3 · answered by John the beast 2 · 6⤊ 1⤋
she's right it is a heart attack not a kidney! never heard the kidney 1 before!
love this joke ava star!
2007-09-24 22:55:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
does'nt the guy have a 10 times milder heart attack :) ,
2007-09-25 04:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by life goes on... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the genie replies, do you think i can arrange that your first wish is gonna my hardest task yet,
2007-09-25 13:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... Nice.
2007-09-25 03:11:00 · answer #7 · answered by CountOnMe:) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny!
2007-09-24 13:15:24 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know that with the kidnes too, but I like this one better ;-)
2007-09-24 22:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no no, its "ive always wanted to donate a kidney"
:-)
2007-09-24 12:17:17 · answer #10 · answered by thatsnotevenaquestion 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋