taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
2007-09-24 11:54:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it
2007-09-24 11:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hey pink pettle,
I LOVE blonde jokes. I have a whole collection of them. Also, I'm not a sexist — I have an entire category of dumb blonde guy jokes, too.
For example:
What do you do when a blonde guy throws a grenade at you?
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> You pull the pin & throw it back at him!
I hope you liked that one.
P.S. There is a flaw in your joke — or else the blind man can't count. There are only 4 blondes, not 5.
Are you blonde - jk - lol
;-)
2007-09-24 13:12:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's super guy :) the only ingredient funnier is that i spotted anybody who commented asserting how stable this shaggy dog tale became all had a thumbs down :) some blonde apparently did no longer enjoy this one very lots and took it out on anybody.
2016-10-09 19:00:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were going to say a blind man walked into a bar and said ouch.
2007-09-24 11:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by matthewurton 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-09-24 20:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by iannhigginson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a huge collection of Blonde jokes that I use (constantly!) to annoy my (blonde) sister.....added to my collection...thanks!
2007-09-24 12:00:07 · answer #6 · answered by andy.mc07 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, I love blonde jokes.
2007-09-24 12:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by Oregon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gr8.....finally sum 1 put guys in a blond joke.
2007-09-24 21:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by Caz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-24 12:00:56 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhhh meow to the blind man! LOL
2007-09-24 21:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike Wazowski gives it a two thumbs uP! :)
2007-09-24 12:02:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋