This would be for stand up...it isn't a computer joke, but I'll do what I can do. Please rate 1-10
I'm scared of school for 2 reasons. First of all, I personally think that whoever makes my class schedule is trying to kill me. Why? Because I got woodshop class first period. Let me explain. If you remember woodshop class, you remember that there were power tools...lots and lots of power tools. Saws, drills, anything that could take your arm off. And I know what you're thinking..."what the hell's wrong with that?" Well, like I said, I have that class in first period. First period starts at 7:30 in the morning. I'm tired at 7:30 in the morning. Too tired to be playing with s**t that could kill me. You see, it's hard to use a table saw with one bloodshot eye.
Also, I'm deeply afraid of school fire drills. Not afraid of the fire itself...more afraid of the potheads who invented the fire drill. Apparently, in case of a real fire, school's fire drills go as follows: (ctd)
2007-09-24 11:51:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. Quietly stand up and get in a single file line.
2. Quietly start walking toward exit
3. Reach exit and stand at safe distance from school
Now, by these 3 rules, you can obviously tell that in a real fire, none of this stuff would happen. Instead of a single file line, you have kids shoving and kicking each other to get out of that God-forsaken building. Instead of "quietly walking toward the exit", it's more like running full speed screaming "HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T! The F***** SCHOOL'S ON FIRE!" And if you even start to think that kids will stand at a "safe distance", think again...knowing us teenagers, we'll probably start roasting marshmallows on our burned history books.
Again, please rate 1-10
2007-09-24 11:55:59 · update #1
I tried this out at a comedy club in Milwaukee (not kidding), and they thought it was really funny...so I just needed some more opinions
2007-09-24 12:06:07 · update #2
ok. didnt find the woodshop funny but the fire drill was. 6 i can see dane cook sayin HOLY **** HOLY **** THE ****** SCHOOL IS ON FIRE
2007-09-24 12:23:33 · answer #1 · answered by John the beast 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2
2007-09-24 12:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by matthewurton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8, they could have definately done better with the I Quit match and the First Blood Match. The TLC Match was awesome and it will definitely change things up on SD since 'Taker is gone. I'm glad he didn't win because now he'll probably take a break, go to Raw, win the WWE Title and have a fresh list of contenders who he doesn't face 5 PPVs in a row.
2016-05-17 22:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say a 5 and a 7.
2007-09-24 12:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by J Mack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really really funny I give it a 10! (((AND a STAR)))
Whoot!
Whoot!
I did like the second one better then the first though...to me it was a little hard to understand!
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!
2007-09-24 12:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by hubbaboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A 3! Sorry!
2007-09-24 13:18:04 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8, it made me laugh. And I'm sure that we would, in fact, be swearing, running like hell, and roasting marshmallows over history books.
2007-09-24 12:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh, its ok. I've heard much funnier though. 5/10
2007-09-24 14:51:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well great i give u a star and a tatatatatataten (10)
2007-09-24 12:17:32 · answer #9 · answered by Dried_Squid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4.
But it's not your fault, I'm a tough crowd. I even heckle myself.
Rate that!!!
2007-09-24 12:55:32 · answer #10 · answered by curiousmsichana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋