I have the blues today.....?

Question

I took my tomcat in today to have him neutered. The vet said I could pick him up this evening. Well, when I called, they said they'd have to keep him because he is still too groggy to come home. Needless to say, it's very quiet here. He usually follows me and MEOWS very loudly at me until I pay attention to him. He's usually my entertainment along with his sister in the evening. They're quite funny together, and now she and I both have the blues. Can you tell me something funny to cheer me up? Thank you, in advance!!

My cats are my babies. My daughter and granddaughters live 1300 miles from me, and sometimes it feels like these kitties are all I have. My husband works a lot, and we do have a chihuahua, but these cats are so special to me. I play fetch with them, and we even chase each other sometimes(silly huh? lol) I love them, and would be so lost without them.

What's the funniest thing about these kitties. They love that silly little dog, and you should see them play chase around the dining room table. It's a hoot!!!!

Everyone has such good answers, and hugss to you all for your effort. I appreciate you all, and thank you from the bottom of my little kitty loving heart!!!

Answer 1

The Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong,
always try to make it look like the dog did it.

And here is the Cat's version of Genesis:

On the first day of creation, God created the cat....
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat....
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as
potential food for the cat....

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor
for the good of the cat....
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might
or might not play with it....
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat
healthy and the man broke....
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop the litterbox....

Yes, it's a cat's world after all. Amen!

Answer 2

It may be to late today, but if its not, I would still go visit your friend. If he was just neutered, they gave him to much meds. I'm glad to hear your sad without you buddy tonight. That means kittie has a very good home and life. Not to many people love their animals that much. I certainly do. I have a pair of shop kitties I've had a few years. I couldn't believe how much the one missed the other when she was spayed. I just insisted on bringing her home at five. Our Vet knows how well I maintain these kitties. I left her in the carrier (large enough) overnight. Of course I came down at midnight and again at three AM. I also started work at 5:30. I got allot done that day, my cat was still groggy, but I keep a good eye on her, and by noon she was up and running. Just think how happy your buddy will be to see you tomorrow. I hope you can get him in the morning. If not, he will need some special loven either way. good luck my friend. Think of what you can do with/for him tomorrow. Make a wonderful threesome tomorrow. Your other critter will need you more tonight than ever. Concentrate on that please.

Answer 3

I will just tell you the funnist thing i ever saw before....When i was in 7th grade or so i would walk up to the old school to wait for the bus and a few other kids would get picked up there also. Anyway it was really cold out, snow and ice, this kid Calvin tried to get one of the younger kids to stick there tounge on the metal pole they wouldn't do it. And for some reason Calvin decided to do it, even though he just got done saying that you would have to be retarted to do it. Well i am walking up to the bus stop (this happend before i got there) and i am live a few feet away from the school and this other kid comes running by saying omg calvin got his tonge stuck to the pole when i arrived at the bus stop he was there with his tounge stuck on the pole trying to talk and he was trying to spit to get it off which only made it worse. It probably sounds stupid but to see someone with there tounge stuck to the pole was pretty funny. It finally came off about 5 min later when someone brought some hot water. I think he even ended up getting stiches in it...anyway you kitty will be home soon! good luck hope you feel better...

Answer 4

Veritas that is a great "story". If it's ok I want to send it to my Mom who is owned by 3 cats. (Including a huge neutered 14 year old fluffy black tom cat)

My Mom's "old man cat" growls at my dog and anyone else he doesn't like.
Oh and my pup and cat play tag all the time. They take turns chasing each other. 'Round and 'round the recliner. Cat jumped up onto the top of the dog crate and the pup kept going for 2 more rounds before she figured out the cat had quit the game. Never seen a pup so confused. She couldn't find the kitty, her favorite chew toy.

Answer 5

dont worry the poor little guy will be better to go home tomorrow probably first thing in the morning....!!! and he will be very happy to see you and his sister too

Answer 6

I love this page. I can see so much of my cats in it! I'll bet you see yours too. Don't worry, he'll be fine and you did great by him getting him fixed! ♥
http://www.nanceestar.com/CatRunHouse.html

Answer 7

Your kitty cat is in another world called lala land,he can fly there and chase all the birds he wants,He even enjoys diving as he can swat around all the pretty colored fish he wants,he can squeeze into the smallest places and knock out a few spiders,and best of all there's Mouse city,It's really cool,their all eating cheese in there special diner as he watches them from the window thats open for fresh air.He's planning his attack ,he has all his gear on,one of them even makes him invisable ,so he can sneak up on the one that thinks he's the leader and wack him straight across the room,so he trys it out!He squezes through the window and WACK the Harley driving mouse is so embarresed all the other mice start to crack up,he gets up and trys to act like he planed it that way but when he starts talking he talks with a lisp becouse his two front teeth have been knocked out and he has no dental insurance.He doesn't look to cool anymore and the two other mice he had just been given 2 BIG black eyes go out and chain his brand new all crome motorcycle to a buss thats ready to take off ,lol they can't stop laughing as the bike gets dragged down Dirty Mouse Highway,your cat on the other hand is changing evey mouses beer for pee pee that he had been holding in for a special occasion..and the mice are going nuts over it.lol ,they want the( Mouse Tenders Secret )Ingrediant,so now after all that wonderfull dinner he had eariler AT THE HIGH END KITTY PALACE wants to come out but he;s a bit Constapated and it all comes out looking so close to milk chocolate balls,so with his invisability he sets a bowl on each mouses table,he's rolling over with Laughter now becouse they think its better than Cheese,so much is going on now in this Mouse Paridise that He feels his job here is done and decides to pay a visit to that Bully Tom Cat that keeps walking his trails and picking up his lady friends and remarking his teritory,so he makes friends with this huge skunk he's seen latley in the neiborhood and intoduces him to his beautiful lady skunk,Friend ,so now there like best friends ,so he ask the skunk to do him the favor of as he calls it..... LORE CAT WITH FAKE CUTTIE KITTY CAT....TOP SECRET to get his attenion as you do Recall he can turn into anything he wants,so this is MISSION LORE AND SPRAY so they wait till his usual route time and MR.HEAD TO BIG FOR YOUR BODY see's Pretty Kitty just beyond the bushes,so with his almighty attitude gets closer to you know who ....while his buddy is ready to give this, Head to Big for your Body Cat a good longest lasting spray ever....HA HA HA! the Cat runs off looking for some tomato juice to get rid of the smell but guess what in this wourld their is no such thing as tomato juice,Your Tom Cat feels so accomplished at his great feat,so as he recalls his loving family in his world he wonders to himself hummmmm with all this special power should I go home?, and suddenly a smile out of any world comes to his face......YES and he says the magic words to let him peak on you and your other cat friend and see's that things arn't the same and he needs to return home to cheer you guys up.He now knows how inportant he is to his family and swears he won't leave as often as he did before,but he does have one request ,some really special cat nip called Yeowww that he read in a newspaper add while using his golden kitty litter box,He doesn't want his special powers anymore just his unbelievably carring family,so he sends this message,COME AND GET ME AS SOON AS YOU WAKE UP !!!!!I MISS YOU GUYS