some more of lifes confusing questions:
{you dont have to answer all of them}
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
2007-09-24 10:58:49 · 5 answers · asked by =] 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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2007-09-24 10:59:28 · update #1
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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2007-09-24 11:00:29 · update #2
Have a star for effort.
2007-09-24 11:16:03 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! 10!
2007-09-24 18:25:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh only few of lifes endless mysterys...dunno
2007-09-24 18:24:21 · answer #3 · answered by I Eat Broken Crayons 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an endless mystery i guess
2007-09-24 19:19:05 · answer #4 · answered by mylupededo191 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but who would know!!!
2007-09-24 18:18:36 · answer #5 · answered by mull 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋