Single Black Female
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy).
2007-09-24 10:50:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it lol.
2007-09-24 10:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by Roggles 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sister, I am so on your page. I am black woman in my late twenties and can't meet a decent/serious guy. I am a pretty girl, with a good figure, Law Degree, high profile job. The last two guys I dated were dogs!!! Status wise they were of good calibre - one owned his own business the other was a Network coordinator. The only problem that I found out after a while was that they both had girlfriends. I'm telling you, it is getting more difficult for good single black woman to meet good single black men. Most of my black female friends are in the same predicament. I live in the UK and I can tel you now that going to London is not going to solve your problem. I would say out of every decent black male you meet here, there are 100 decent black woman - so you get an idea about the shortage. I would say try and open up your options a bit, if you are looking for a great black man you are limiting yourself and in this day an age, you really need to expand your options/requirements otherwise you could be waiting a really long time. Other than that I would say don't look too hard, but when opportunities present themselves give it a chance (even if its not the usual type of guy you would date i.e. white guy/hispanic).
2016-04-05 23:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, but it would have to have been a female who wrote the ad, men could never be that devious.
2007-09-24 11:21:53 · answer #3 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooo no 8 he he he u rockeddddddd me agen with laughter lol
coolllllllllll i was on the line too lmaooooooo but instead i called yah number lol
cheers and have funnlicious day lol and agen 10/10 for this joke lol have funn lol
2007-09-24 12:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-24 11:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-09-24 11:02:22 · answer #6 · answered by baby_face_paris 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's tooooo cute! Good one.
2007-09-24 11:39:56 · answer #7 · answered by Tia08 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice heres a star
2007-09-24 11:25:39 · answer #8 · answered by ILikePie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We were made that way, and we like it.
2007-09-24 11:04:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha i would have fallen for it too
if i had any courage
2007-09-24 15:43:40 · answer #10 · answered by Brian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋