A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old *ss?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
2007-09-24 09:29:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tricky,first one after five attempts!!
2007-09-24 09:43:30 · update #1
lmfaooooooooooooo another crackerrrrrrr lmaooooo well u just too good in jokes lol
well yeah said the man wellllll you got a chicken breast lol
cheersssssssssssss and 10/10 for this one as well lmaooooooooo keep postin moe or else i will become cookie monter lol .
2007-09-24 12:21:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This would make a good anniversary card for wives to give to their husbands.
Here's a star for making me laugh.
2007-09-24 09:55:24 · answer #2 · answered by Julie6962 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaaa! Fabulous! I'd give you 2 stars if I could!
2007-09-24 09:43:19 · answer #3 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
kicking off with a good one No 8
star.
2007-09-24 09:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it a first but now i think about it that's a good one!
2007-09-24 10:27:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-24 11:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-09-24 09:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bird lady
2016-05-17 21:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
lol
2007-09-24 09:40:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A funny joke. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-09-24 09:42:51 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋