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A man walked into a bar in Louisville , Kentucky and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching T.V., one of Hillary's political ads came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Hillary is a horse's ***!"

The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an
oak club about 18 inches long and hit the man square across
the head, knocking him off his stool and onto the floor.

After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself
up and said to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was Hillary country."

"It's not!" replied the bartender. "This is horse country."

2007-09-24 07:58:30 · 8 answers · asked by Cherie 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

There's a similar joke running through email channels. Its called, "The Greatest *** Award."

I can't give you the details because you know too well what could happen.

I haven't had a violation in a long time.

2007-09-24 08:13:31 · answer #1 · answered by Matt 5 · 1 0

Since I live across the river from Kentucky that is a great one to use here.

2007-09-24 15:03:08 · answer #2 · answered by ALASPADA 6 · 0 0

hahaha I live in KY good one to use here

2007-09-24 15:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by Nicky 3 · 0 0

Ha!

2007-09-24 17:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

only one thing stick to ur dayjob

2007-09-24 16:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by shawn e 3 · 0 0

i give it a B-

2007-09-24 15:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by stew pedasol 2 · 0 0

VERY NICE
IT WAS VERY FUNNIE
SEND MORE LIKE THIS

2007-09-24 15:11:39 · answer #7 · answered by INDI 2 · 0 0

Hahaha . . . no

2007-09-24 15:38:28 · answer #8 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 0 1

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