A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'. She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'. She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox'
2007-09-24 07:18:45 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep it's funny alright. Have a star. Cheers. ☺
2007-09-24 08:19:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-09-24 07:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-09-24 14:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A funny joke and a star from me!
2007-09-24 07:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-09-24 10:05:59 · answer #5 · answered by henridog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. Here's your star!
2007-09-24 07:25:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good
2007-09-24 07:23:44 · answer #7 · answered by lisaj640 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-09-24 13:05:27 · answer #8 · answered by hill bill y 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, something like that.lol
Hahaha.
2007-09-24 07:59:51 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*giggle* not bad u get a star frm me hun
2007-09-24 07:31:40 · answer #10 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋