A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau has an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall.
Every day when she looks out, she sees an old bearded Jewish man praying vigorously.
Certain he would be a good interview subject, the journalist goes down to the Wall, and introduces herself to the old man.
She asks, "You come every day to the Wall. Sir, how long have you done that and what are you praying for?"
The old man replies, "I have come here to pray every day for 25 years. In the morning I pray for world peace and for the brotherhood of man.
I go home have a cup of tea, and I come back and pray for the eradication of illness and disease from the earth. And very, very important, I pray for peace and understanding between the Israelis and Palestinians."
The journalist is impressed.
"How does it make you feel to come here every day for 25 years and pray for these wonderful things?" she asks.
The old man replies, calmly, "Like I'm talking to a freaking wall."
2007-09-24 06:51:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehe ~ He is so correct especially on the last wish of understanding.
2007-09-24 20:18:07 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my heavenly Lord.......I wish I had of ready this sooner. I laughed till I cried...Really and I am still laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is so funny.
I know all my friends will think so too if I can quit laughing long enough to send it to them!
You have a great day and Buddy too!
nfdâ¥
2007-09-26 12:59:07 · answer #2 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An excellent joke.
2007-09-24 14:27:13 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Really good
2007-09-30 10:14:13 · answer #4 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one.
2007-09-24 13:59:11 · answer #5 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah really
2007-09-24 14:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's what I feel like when I talk to my teenagers!!!!
2007-09-24 20:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like im talking to a wall. heee haaa haa haaa haaa haaa. lol lol lmao. thank you i so needed that.
2007-09-24 14:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i really didnt get it but keep them coming
2007-09-24 14:13:45 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Singletary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-24 13:59:36 · answer #10 · answered by tjmoore83102 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋