A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.
"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.
"All right, buddy. What's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked.
"The balcony."
2007-09-24 06:37:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Had trouble giving you a star. Couldn't stop laughing............
2007-09-24 06:43:07 · answer #1 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-24 21:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is soooo funny...I had to copy and share with my friends!! Even after doing so I am still laughing. OMG I loved it. Wish I could give you a hundred stars!!!!!!
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2007-09-25 00:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Long way to fall for a good laugh.
DE
2007-09-24 23:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny and i luv this joke star 4 u !!!!!!!
2007-09-24 13:45:04 · answer #5 · answered by ☆STAR☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great keep them coming
2007-09-24 14:16:26 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Singletary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt get it.....can anyone plz explain it to me
2007-09-24 15:36:35 · answer #7 · answered by ash 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋