In the human body, which organ is in charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an *sshole.
2007-09-24 06:27:48 · 23 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!! i havent heard that since i was in school. i had forgot about it. it is sooooooooooooooo funny. worth 50 stars. they wont let me give them to you though. lol
2007-09-24 08:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best long joke I've read in a long time. It keeps you interested in finding out the 'punch line'. Who would have guessed the ending? ("ENDing" - get it?)
2007-09-24 13:48:54 · answer #2 · answered by DPL06351 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO I see you've worked for some of the people I used to.
2007-09-26 02:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good and that was my thought after thinking about it. Constipation is something that would affect your whole system.
2007-09-24 13:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by skip1960 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is sooooooooooooooooooo funny i luv u i wish i could give u 10 stars this joke so deserves it
2007-09-24 13:33:40 · answer #5 · answered by ☆STAR☆ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-09-24 13:34:00 · answer #6 · answered by grace95838 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol.lol.
That might be me,lol.
I'm definitely not smart, and I'm definitely not important and I do call myself one of those sometimes.
Thanks for the laugh though, that was gr8.
2007-09-24 13:37:47 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, I loved that. My dad says that I need to stop being one....he also says to get my head out of my butt...the sad thing is; he never asked me how my head got in my butt...*tear*
2007-09-25 19:57:58 · answer #8 · answered by Savannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give youa 6/10
2007-09-24 18:04:54 · answer #9 · answered by CAR0LINE! :] 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaahhhh That was great. Loved it Thank you
2007-09-24 13:53:23 · answer #10 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋