Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside
his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.Peter said,
"You died in your sleep, Ralph."
Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got
too much to live for. Send me back!
St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you
can go back, and that is as a chicken."
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him
to a farm near his home.
2007-09-24 06:18:30 · 9 answers · asked by Hippie Man Aka Penguin Crusade 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,
clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past.
"So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?"
"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this
strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!"
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster.
"Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"
"Never," said Ralph.
"Well, just relax and let it happen," says the rooster.
"It's no big deal."
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out
popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he
experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on
the back of his head, and heard his wife shout.....
"Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shittin in the bed!"
2007-09-24 06:18:45 · update #1
Ralph was one bad mother clucker.
2007-09-24 06:23:03 · answer #1 · answered by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
No.
With John Lennon's picture on your avatar, I was expecting something a bit more pithy.
2007-09-24 13:30:00 · answer #2 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No ralph, but if it happens to you again GET HELP!
2007-09-24 13:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by drawman03 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To much information!
2007-09-24 13:23:07 · answer #4 · answered by God is love. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no,but it happened to the atheist next door, but the wife who was arabian liked it because it reminded her of her homeland
2007-09-24 13:39:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFL!
No,I can't say that has ever happened to me.
2007-09-24 13:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope.......... is this a story about YOU ??? just wondered !!!! go in peace.......... God bless
2007-09-24 13:23:46 · answer #7 · answered by Annie 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i read that in the bible once.
2007-09-24 13:22:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
very funny!!!!!
2007-09-24 13:23:42 · answer #9 · answered by Connie D 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋