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It was a roomful of chain-smoking Catholic perverts who decided what should be included in the Bible and what shouldn't.

And how come we never hear a peep out of Protestants?

2007-09-24 05:23:55 · 8 answers · asked by Saint Nearly 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

Because they didn't exist at that time.

2007-09-24 05:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 0 2

Wayne T,

It would be helpful if you studied some Church history in regards to the Canon of Scripture before embarassing yourself with incorrect answers. The Catholic Church preceded the Bible. In fact it was Catholics who wrote the Bible under the inspiration of the Spirit. The New Testament is the recording of the faith and practice of these first century Catholics.

In Christ
Fr. Joseph

2007-09-24 05:49:10 · answer #2 · answered by cristoiglesia 7 · 2 0

Protestants like the Bible the way the Catholic perverts put it together, since it happened before they were around.

2007-09-24 09:36:03 · answer #3 · answered by 2.71828182845904 5 · 0 1

Um I think most of the people on here are Protestants. I am not Catholic.

2007-09-24 05:32:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They are so comfortable in their secure shells that they haven't hatched yet. You ever heard an egg peep?

2007-09-24 05:38:58 · answer #5 · answered by Murazor 6 · 0 0

I agree with Jimmy.

2007-09-24 05:35:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I agree with Wayne.

2007-09-24 05:31:21 · answer #7 · answered by tim 6 · 0 2

lol.... i guess speech is golden ..... silence is divine

2007-09-24 05:35:09 · answer #8 · answered by Siddhartha 3 · 0 0

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