Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing . . . ? You've been reading our marriage certificate for
an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."
Wife: "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes and no."
Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!!"
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face
or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
humor."
2007-09-24 04:41:03 · 8 answers · asked by ms01 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The last is one is the best. Too Funny!
Thanks for the Monday Laughs!!!!!
2007-09-24 04:49:51 · answer #1 · answered by Just Life, Trying To Live It. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? RE-VISITED
A guy comes home from work a little early, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger farcking his wife. He says, "What the hell are you doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and says, "See...I told you he was stupid."
2007-09-24 04:49:52 · answer #2 · answered by omnisource 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So Funny, I am having a great Monday.
2007-09-24 05:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by luv4vanilla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh. em. Gee. <
that was so funny!
u get a star.
2007-09-24 05:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by cutegir11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a star. some good ones there.
2007-09-29 21:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by Mars 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-29 03:14:13 · answer #6 · answered by suni 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..haha..
2007-09-30 19:08:03 · answer #7 · answered by QieWie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!
2007-09-24 05:03:50 · answer #8 · answered by timberland73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋