A Marine squad was marching north of somewhere when they came upon an
insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious.
Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a
similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert.
First aid was given to both men and the Marine was asked what had
happened.
The Marine reported, "I was moving north along the highway and
coming south was the insurgent. Seeing each other we both took cover."
"What happened then?"
"We tried to draw each other out of cover. I yelled at him that
Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life scum bag, and he yelled back
that George Bush was a spoiled-rotten, good-for-nothing moron."
"We were standing there shaking hands when a bus hit us."
2007-09-24 04:11:35 · 21 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not as good as the other 2 but still funny
thanx cal
2007-09-24 04:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obama has stepped over the line many circumstances in this election appearing as though he have been already president. he's grandiose and selfish. He no longer basically must be president, he needs to bypass down interior the historic past books simply by fact the only which ended the Iraq war. He provides no theory as to what happens if he withdraws the troops too quickly. we've gained the war even nonetheless that's a delicate victory. Iran needs to head in and take over Iraq and its oil fields and set up a terrorist base. Obama looks to have a plan to alter this united states of america and turn it into an impoverished, defenseless united states of america.
2016-10-09 18:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO as usual at a calamity cracker. In fact, I'm gonna start a ' Calamity's Crackers Appreciation Group' . Actually, that's not a very good name is it? LOL!
Never mind! Have a star votey type of thing .
2007-09-24 04:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! That's what happened to ME in Vietnam: me and a Viet Cong were shaking hands about what he said about LBJ and what I said about Ho Chi Minh; I added that LBJ and Ho should fight each other, instead of the youths of both countries killing each other, and that I would bet on Ho, since LBJ was a fat piece of sh*t...we were shaking hands when a busload of refugees from Hue ran us over!
Well done, lady!
2007-09-24 05:41:47 · answer #4 · answered by Dept. of Redundancy Department 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe that's another brill one hun
Have a star
xxxxxxx
2007-09-24 04:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny...funny...haven't recovered yet and another CALAMITY comes along...GOSH!!! i'm shivering with laugher honey couldn't control anymore...well it is worth dying. LOL!
2007-09-24 05:10:57 · answer #6 · answered by poorguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whooooooooROTFLMAO, im in the library and everybody heard such a big laugh from me!! (i blame it on you hehe lol)
100/10!!! Star for you!!
2007-09-24 05:30:45 · answer #7 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one keep them coming
2007-09-24 05:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another excellent example from the mistress of merryment
starred
2007-09-24 06:51:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no beating about the bush with the punchline.lol
2007-09-24 04:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋