2007-09-24 04:06:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Seven thousand?
No, wait.... one seven-thousandth?
Hold on... seven thousand one-ths?
Stop that! You KNEW I was a Christian, and you still asked the question anyway, just to confuse me! I thought we were friends...
2007-09-24 04:09:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
If you want MY opinion, there have to be exponents involved. I think by "years," they mean "epochs." Dog epochs are 1/7 the length of a human epoch, so if we take the difference between a dog epoch and a human epoch and correlate if to the differrence between dog and human intelligence, then we could increase that epoch by the proper amount based upon the infinite intelligence of God. See? Makes perfect sense.
Actually, perhaps cat years are a better examply because the cats aging slows as it ages... it's 15 cat years for the first human year of it's life and then it's 4 cat years for every year thereafter. I think this has something to do with the 2nd law of thermodynamics and the cat cooling off after the big pang that was it's mom's labor.
2007-09-24 11:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well a dog gets about 7 years to every one depending on the breed. So:
(Human Years * 365 * 1000 * 7) or just multiply by 2,555,000. Hope that helps.
2007-09-24 11:15:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah about 7000, not sure if this accounts for leap years or not or if it's relevant.
Edit:
No, divide the dog years by 7 then multiple by 365 and then by 1000.
2007-09-24 11:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
But one thousand years is also a day so that would work out to a couple seconds if you go that direction
2007-09-24 11:14:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Multiply by 7 for the first 5 eons. After that, it slows down, so then you multiply by 5 for the next 10 trillion millinnea.
2007-09-24 11:12:58 · answer #6 · answered by Acorn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This should be in the mathematics section but I'll help ya anyway, Fuzzy:
Take the number of dog-years and then reverse the order.
For example, 124 dog years is 421 God-years.
Simple enough.
Good luck!
2007-09-24 11:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Divide by 7, and then take a Cauchy sequence to each God-year, but you have to pray to find the value of each epsilon.
2007-09-24 11:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have a good point for more than one time, a time of God, a time for plant life that man goes by and a time for animals. I think there time in old age is a little less than one third of that for man.
2007-09-24 11:20:59 · answer #9 · answered by jeni 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
multiply by the dog year by 1000/7 to get god year
2007-09-24 11:11:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋