A rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad said, "I will give $10,000 to any person that can make my elephant jump."
So the next day, people came from all over the world to try to get this elephant to jump. There were even hypnotists who tried, but no one could get that elephant to jump.
Then a guy drives up in a blue Corvette and said, "Are you the guy with the ad?" The rich guy replied yes. Then the guy asked, "Is that your elephant?" "Yes." The rich man replies. Then the guy went back to his car.
He returned with a 2 by 4. He walked behind the elephant and hit the elephant right in his balls! That elephant jumped a good 8 feet in the air. The rich guy, amazed, handed him the $10,000. The guy then got in his Corvette and drove off.
The next week the rich guy decides to put another ad in the paper. The ad said, "I will give anyone $20,000 to make my elephant turn his head from side to side."
2007-09-24 03:03:07 · 17 answers · asked by The Zunester 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The man had seen his elephant's head move up and down but never from side to side.
People come from all over the world to try to get this elephant to make his head turn from side to side. No one could do it. When everyone left, the same guy in the same Corvette drives up.
He walked up to the elephant and said, "Do you remember me?" The elephant nodded his head up and down. Then the man asked, "Do you want me to do it again?" The elephant then shook his head from side to side frantically.
2007-09-24 03:03:33 · update #1
i think the side to side part is too much, it's funnier with just the first half about the jumping.
2007-09-24 03:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by Emmy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Church rather fouled up by way of figuring out directly to rejoice Christ's resurrection on Easter. Easter is unquestionably a pagan fertility competition that have been occurring over 1000 years until eventually now the delivery of Christ. To ease the pagans into Christianity the Church desperate that our Church vacations could take place on the best same time because of the fact the pagan ones so the former pagans does no longer experience like they have been lacking out on something. you already know each and all the bunnies, Easter eggs, and toddler chicks that are the essential Easter goodies are all signs and indications of fertility. Easter is a sham. it rather is in basic terms a pagan fertility competition that has had Christ superficially integrated into it. an identical is going with Christmas. It purely happens to take place on the day that the yuletide competition used to until eventually now we superficially integrated Christ into it and altered its call to Christmas. The Christmas timber and all that stuff have no longer something to do with the delivery of Christ. it rather is all purely stuff caught from back while they have been pagan vacations. I say that the Church desires to set issues actual and alter the days that we rejoice Christmas and Christ's resurrection(Easter already existed and we could constantly no longer verify with the day we rejoice Christ's resurrection as Easter). until eventually the Church does so i circulate to rejoice Christ's resurrection on August twenty 5th. I even have yet to %. an afternoon to rejoice Christmas on yet once you in basic terms open up a calender and factor to an afternoon the place no longer something is occurring it rather continues to be better off than the day the Church is utilizing now.
2016-10-05 06:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-24 14:27:46 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaaa! Good laugh for a Monday morning!
2007-09-24 03:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-09-24 03:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by Sam C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Pretty good! It made me laugh :p
2007-09-24 03:08:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha Very funny! Great joke.
2007-09-24 03:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by mrsdebra1966 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha
2007-09-24 03:18:36 · answer #8 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
smart elephant!
2007-09-24 03:20:21 · answer #9 · answered by kathy N 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good!
2007-09-24 03:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by michelle v 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋