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Only through the grace of Optimus Prime can to be forgiven of your sins.

There are those among you who are too proud to humble yourself before the great Prime. Your hearts have been hardened by the lies of so-called "scientists" who claim that we were not created by the lord of cybertron. Allow Prime to wash away your sins before it is too late.

I cannot describe to you how beautiful your life becomes when you feel Optimus in your heart.

It is your choice, you have heard about this wonderful gift that Prime offers you. It is your choice to accept or reject it. Just don't complain when you end up in hell. We all choose sides, if you are not with Prime then you are with the evil Megatron and you will get what you deserve.

2007-09-24 02:18:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Does no one get sarcasm?

2007-09-24 02:29:10 · update #1

Seriously? No one gets this? Transformers people! It's this populkar cartoon! They made a big block buster movie!

2007-09-24 02:47:54 · update #2

17 answers

But megatron is my friend...

2007-09-24 02:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I can just as well ask you if you won't accept Odin and feast with him, rather than going to the realm of grim Hela. Won't you accept Ahuramazda and avoid his punishment. Won't you accept Zeus and avoid punishment in Tartarus? Scientists are not the liars. It is the priests who are. I remind you that it violates the Yahoo Guidelines to preach or rant. I won't report you for now. Instead, I shall answer your nonsense. I need no salvation. Priests manufactured sins that include natural impulses to make everyone feel guilty. It is like a con man who poisons a water supply and then sells antidote to that poison. There is no logical proof that Heaven or Hell exist. If Heaven did exist, it is so boring and depressing that many smart men said they would not want to go to it. I told Dad that when I was a boy. He told me I couldn't go to Heaven if I did something he didn't like, so I retorted that I wouldn't want to go, even if it did exist, but there are so many contradictions in the Bible and scientific errors that it is obvious that it was written by ignorant men. If a deity created the universe, he could not be so pathetically ignorant of it.

2007-09-24 09:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 1 1

I think some people don't know who Optimus Prime is.

2007-09-24 09:39:24 · answer #3 · answered by Jess H 7 · 2 0

Any religion that boasts these beliefs is a horrible cult in my opinion. Teach our children to be kind and be accepting..not hate and intolerance.

2007-09-24 09:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by KathyS 7 · 1 0

yeah , we all choose sides , by knowing or without knowing the real truth to ourself. We are of what's our liking in doing , and , liking in knowing and worships at to it's.

2007-09-24 09:50:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

god is now a transformer great but this is still pascals wager the 50/50 bet

2007-09-24 09:23:48 · answer #6 · answered by andrew w 7 · 2 1

In my spiritual beliefs, there is no hell....except here on ya by all those who seek to convert me!

i hope you find what it is you seek....

blessings
)o(
trinity

2007-09-24 09:24:35 · answer #7 · answered by trinity 5 · 4 0

You watch movies too much.

2007-09-24 09:28:07 · answer #8 · answered by Screwdriver 4 · 2 1

I was always more of a Voltron kind of nerd.

2007-09-24 09:24:45 · answer #9 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 4 1

hmmm the mind is a very powerful place....

2007-09-24 09:28:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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