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The universe is a pretty big place, and let's face it : Jesus was a man. It's not like he would stop to ask for directions...

2007-09-24 01:59:29 · 28 answers · asked by Deke 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

28 answers

Hey, he said he would be back while people were still alive. He certainly is a little late at the very least.

2007-09-24 02:03:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11 5

Good Morning, Deke. You have to understand that God views time from the perspective of eternity ( Psalm 90:4 ). Plus a thousand years is the same as a day to the Lord ( 2 Peter 3 :8 ). God does not work in time as you and I know it. That being said, Jesus has not even been gone 3 days yet. But know that the Lord is not slack in coming, He could be waiting on you, Deke, to accept Him ( 2 Peter 3:9 ). I have to say, lovingly, that if "you" are the one holding up His return, "get the Life, Jesus" ......I'm ready to go home!!

2007-09-24 02:23:32 · answer #2 · answered by HeVn Bd 4 · 0 1

I have been back several times but when I disclose who I am, I am marked down as a candidate for the nut-house.
It makes you wonder why they believed me the first time, although I understand I had my dissenters in those days.
I was not actually the `son of a god` as I claimed to be, and that is why I was crucified and it serves me damn well right. I should have kept my mouth shut.
I know that for sure because I am Jesus returned but, as people think I`m only kidding, then I`m quite safe.
Now then, people, if you believe or do not believe that I am Jesus reincarnated, how come you believed me the first time.
Answer that - if you can.
ps. There is no Hell and worse, there is no Heaven either. It was all a big con to make you stay in line.

2007-09-24 02:12:05 · answer #3 · answered by Montgomery B 4 · 0 2

Some things must happen before he returns some already have that were prophesied.
1-The Jews get back Jerusalem
2- The gospel is spread to ALL the earth-not sure about this
3- Increased bad weather like El Nino' and earthquakes-happened
4- The world like it was in Sodom Gomorrah's time-yep

AND he did not say he would come back during the apostles time-that's a misconception he said Jerusalem would be over taken the the temple destroyed-it was in 70ad

2007-09-24 02:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 3 2

THE TIME FRAME FOR THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS

1Thes.5:1-9,21; All has been given but the day and the hour.

Example:
If 6130 years from Adam in Eden to Rev.20:1-6,12,13; no Satan and the 1000 year reign, who can know the day and the hour in any of this?

If 130 years is the time in day six, Heb.4:1-12; Paul says day seven continues, the no one died in day six, Cain slew Abel the first day of day seven and so the resurrection is for day seven as no one died in day six.

So only the 7000 years would count as the time frame for all to be made perfect. Since all days are one day Gen.2:2,4; It could just as well be a 49,000 year time period from preparation in ages to the ages old earth.

2007-09-24 02:19:50 · answer #5 · answered by jeni 7 · 0 3

Considering the fact that non believers are always being asked if 'we have found Jesus' I would say he is most definitely lost.

2007-09-24 05:06:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Oh, no Deke. Jesus is not lost. He is tarrying hoping that you will receive Him. Jesus doesn't want any to be lost. Of course, your question assures believers that we are in the latter days and that Jesus could come at any moment. He told us that you would be asking this question.

2007-09-24 02:10:14 · answer #7 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 2 3

Danger, Will Robinson, danger!

2007-09-24 02:07:46 · answer #8 · answered by Murazor 6 · 3 0

peace be upon you
Only the God know when will the Jesus come back.
The Jesus will not lost , don't worry.

2007-09-24 02:18:59 · answer #9 · answered by rona 6 · 1 1

No, I dont think he's lost.
He is waiting for his followers to stop calling him God.
He's embarrassed .

2007-09-24 05:06:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anna S 2 · 1 1

Don't worry, we're beaming loads of crap 24/7 into space. That'll help him find us.

2007-09-24 02:14:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

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