What is your favorite dirty limerick? Please refrain from spelling the blue words in your answer.?

Question

Include the source volume if you know it. Thanks

Answer 1

Well there's the eloquently non-dirty:

There was a young lady from Riga,
Who went for a ride on a tiger,
They came back from the ride
With the lady inside,
and a smile on the face of the tiger

Or the inevitable:

There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who grew very weary of all the rhymes about him.

Answer 2

This is cute and not really dirty. I don't know the source. There was a young maid from Madras
Who had the most beautiful a--
Not round and pink, as you probably think
But brown, with two ears, and ate grass.

Answer 3

A bawd in a brothel did waken
To find all her sex organs aching.
She thought it Will's (Shakespeare) doing
But all that rough screwing
Was authored by Sir Francis Bacon

Answer 4

I like "There was an old miner named Dave" That was one of Johnny Carson's favorites, he used to refer to it on the Tonight show from time to time.

Answer 5

lol, my aunt came up with this one.

there once was a priest from nantucket.
he got real mad so he said f*** it.
there was not a girl
he could take for a whirl
he had to make do with a bucket.

Answer 6

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. When she got there, the cupboard was bare, so the dog gave her a bone of his own.

Answer 7

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose d**k was so big he could suck it,
he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a c**t I would f**k it!"

Answer 8

I like the answer of smci.

Answer 9

Interesting question.

Well asked!

Answer 10

wow, I never thought I would see that question in here!!