I tried to tell them I'm agnostic but then they told me they'd pray for me and slapped me with the bible some more.
2007-09-23 19:28:39 · 10 answers · asked by Tristan Robert Due March 20 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My husband answered the door and said he was busy with his offering to Beelzebub. That was almost eight years ago and they've never come around since.
2007-09-23 19:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm a Christian but I try not to judge. I've had some bad experiences with certain religious groups. To make this short...... I've found threatening them with the police works pretty well. LOL
I am serious, They would not leave me alone. They actually walked up to my porch and sang and prayed for me in the middle of the night! They were very loud, too. I know the neighbors had to think, man what horrible sin did she commit. LOL Sorry wasn't that short, huh?
2007-09-24 02:44:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask them questions about creation, evolution, Noah's Ark. When bible thumpers won't leave me alone I engage in debate and crush them on these subjects
2007-09-24 02:35:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Before I got my big dog, a ouija board on the coffee table usually did the trick.
2007-09-24 02:39:32 · answer #4 · answered by Dippy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have to try to learn to avoid them. If you allow them to talk to you, they think they have a chance try to convert you. To them, being willing to talk shows that there is a chance you might be interested in being converted. Don't even stop either. Just walk past and say something quick like you don't have time right now. Also, don't let them try to corner you.
2007-09-24 02:43:37 · answer #5 · answered by RoVale 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
open the door with a bottle in your hand and ask them where you could buy some drugs
2007-09-24 02:34:24 · answer #6 · answered by Dylangirl 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's basically impossible.
But.. you can tell everyone they hate you because you have values, and then those people will hate them.. and hopefully make them feel like crap [:
2007-09-24 02:35:55 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell them you're late to your coven meeting
2007-09-24 02:33:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Agree with them, wait for them to leave, and go back to doing whatever you were doing before.
2007-09-24 02:38:53 · answer #9 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
just say go ... if thay try again just say go or you will hit them with trespass lawsuit watch them go then....by god.. haha
2007-09-24 02:45:11 · answer #10 · answered by rpetch007 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋