2007-09-23 18:23:48 · 27 answers · asked by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When the kids start teasing him about cutting the cake, he stabs it into a pile of mush, and starts throwing it at everyone.
2007-09-23 18:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by Tom M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The birthday cake is hanging from the chandelier, the clown is dressed like Freddy Krueger, and...
When he sings "Happy Birthday...
It sounds like Satan Laughing With Delight...
(Oh...almost forgot...
...the children will actually be laughing at his antics and having a good time, and they eat him alive with their own cruelty and collective anger control problems...)
2007-09-24 07:19:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ties balloons in the shape of a noose
Instead of a clown car arrives in a pickup with a shotgun rack
Dead dog tricks
Leads the children in Marlyn Manson songs.
2007-09-23 18:29:58 · answer #3 · answered by October 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He smells funny and looks and acts just like Billy bob Thornton from Bad Santa*Pea's all over the place not caring who See's and hits on and flirts with all of the Mommy's*Brings a very large keg of beer with him*to the child's party*lol
2007-09-23 19:54:29 · answer #4 · answered by Smooches just give me some 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He pops the balloon animals and tells the children they died.
He gives the children wedgies.
He hits them in the nose so that he's not the only one with a big red nose.
He tell's the birthday child that he/she "is one year closer to death".
That's all I've got.
2007-09-23 18:31:45 · answer #5 · answered by Amy Jo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when he punches a kid after popping on of his balloon animals or breaking the pinata stick over the someones fathers head after he tells the clown to put his flask away
2007-09-23 19:52:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
- constantly threatens to beat the kids with his oversized shoes
- tells a story of suffocating a parent with latex balloons at the last party over being short on gratuity
- his parole officer shows up
2007-09-23 18:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Exploding large red candles and stuffing the guest of Honor into a "Baste & Bake" bag.
2007-09-23 18:27:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He chases after the kids with a baseball bat cussing and yelling out " Come here piggies, piggies, PIGGIES!"
2007-09-24 07:15:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When he bites the head off the pinata and starts singing "Crazy Train".
2007-09-23 18:34:57 · answer #10 · answered by teashy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋