How do I get my wife to cook me dinner?

Question

After a long hard day of work, when I come home all I want is a home cooked meal prepared by my wife? Is that too much to ask for? She sits on her stupid *** every day doing God knows what, and doesn't have the decency to cook me some god damn dinner.

I'm getting sick of this garbage she keeps feeding me. She keeps screaming she's her own woman, now she sounds like some crazy feminist, even goes as far as crying.

When I see her sitting around on her lazy *** I point at her and scream 'GET BACK 2 KITCHEN' but she's "got a mind of her own now" and doesn't want do things for me anymore.

She even went so far as threatened to get a restraining order on me, after I struck her in one of our arguements. It was a light backhand on the cheek, and she get's all worked up, but I'm the one with the right to be mad.

How can I whip my wife into shape and teach her how wives are supposed to act? Make me meals, get me my newspaper, etc.

Answer 1

You sound like a hard working man. Any real woman would wan that. Now as for your wife tell her to get off the sofa and quit watching OPRAH, and DR PHIL and do her duty as a wife and then she can continue with that stuff. .I am not sure about you but in my vows I said I would LOVE, HONOR AND OBEY. NO if she wants to be her own woman then get up and get a JOB and help out and then you can go home and cook your own meal.
Women are always asking why men cheat ? if YOU HAVE A A GOOD MAN THAN TREAT HIM LIKE A GOOD KING AND YOU WILL GET JUST TREATMENT IN RETURN.
SIR, Leave her alone and she will be alone trying to be her own woman in the end.

Answer 2

Tell her you are not going to stand for it anymore! She can either "Rachel Ray up" or hit the road. What kind of woman is she? Every woman knows a man needs to come home to a hot meal! If she refuses, another light backhand may be in order. Good luck.

Answer 3

You went too far when you hit her. Now you'll never get her to do anything at all for you because by hitting her you've single-handedly turned her into a feminist lesbian. Good going, dipshit. The only way you'll ever get any dinner now is to cheat on her. And make sure you cheat on her with a REAL woman that won't start stupid **** like this.

Answer 4

Here's some advice for you, you idiot:

Cook your own damn meals and get your own damn paper. Be a REAL man.

As far as you hitting her: A REAL man does not hit anyone just because they get mad at that person -- and YOU have ZERO "right" to be mad at your wife just because she doesn't kow-tow to your every whim.

Here's a challenge to you, coward: Come to my house and I'll whip YOU into shape. How about it? Are you MAN ENOUGH?

I really hope she wises up and leaves your *** in the dust.

Answer 5

I'm sorry. Has she alwasy been like that? You should never hit her or try to hit her. Maybe you should show her your yahoo question and she'll think over things. If she used too cook you nice dinners, and all of the sudden she stopped there is something wrong. Talk to her and figure something out without violence! And try not to curse even though ur mad!

Answer 6

she ought to have supper ready when you come home from work every woman i know does where there men work . as for her being her own woman if this keeps up show her the door like a man and dont hit her pal a real man dont do women like that really your wife sounds lazy from your typing she has a resonsabilty as well as you to my opion?

Answer 7

Well, bytch-slappin didn't work...so I'd say it's 'bout time to
kick her lazy *** out & find you a REAL woman !!!
Jeez,...a hot meal is NOT a lot to ask after bustin ur ***
all day! - Kick her to-da-curb!!!

Answer 8

You should have married a women who WANTS to do those things. You should have known her personality BEFORE your married her.

I don't feel bad for you.......you married her, you picked her. It's your own fault.

Answer 9

Quite an imagination!

Answer 10

I would feed your *** a can of Alpo and call it a night because you sound like a dog ...