...idiot just told me he was.
since he's definately 'not himself' at the moment, what's a good way to mess with him? i think i'll start with something simple, like little rocks at his window, followed by grease on his doorknob.
then, something a little more involved......
a violent home invasion.
that'll sooooo mess him up.
2007-09-23 16:56:20 · 23 answers · asked by Happy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
saralizzy's pulling out in front...
2007-09-23 17:03:43 · update #1
aspca: i have NO clue what ROFPIMPL, LTIF means.
2007-09-23 17:07:18 · update #2
Call him and leave weird messages. Open the door and hand him a roll of toilet paper. Sing through the floor. Pour water under his front door.
2007-09-23 17:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by saralizzy1981 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-17 08:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by caren 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't get a date for tonight? Good, Then let's have some fun here. Do you have access to his windows? Get a little Lazer light and shine it on him to make it look like somebody is pointing a gun at him. Go turn off his electricity for a few seconds. I have a radio jammer just for these occasions. With his radio playing, or a TV, you need to tune the jammer to his same frequency. All he will get is loud static. Then when he goes to adjust his tuner, you quickly UNjam it. Keep this up for a while. I did this to an old neighbor I once had. His room was above my garage, so I could here him getting up, crossing the room, and just when he almost touches it, I UNjam it. He finally gave up and turned it off. He had no idea I was doing it. (You have to go to an electronics store to get a jammer. You may even have to put it together yourself.) But it's worth it.
2007-09-23 17:03:35 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Wire up some strobe lights all through his house and connect them to a pressure switch in the bottom of your hamster's cage so that anytime he so much as scratches himself, these lights go on and off. Pipe in some Tom Petty music to his apartment and close the hamster cage up in the bathroom with some cats so as to assure he doesn't get lazy on you. It'll be a trip he won't forget!
2007-09-24 04:00:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
umm....well that seems good and all, but what if he retaliates?
I think maybe you could start off by knocking on his door completely naked with a pie....preferably one with lots of whipped topping
and then hand it to him and run upstairs, grab a hat and a fork and go back, ask for some pie....and maybe just start like walking in the door...he cant say no then right.
once your inside you could get the pie, put it on the floor, offer the fork to the guy and get on all fours and start eating the pie, messily. Then look up at him and offer him some.
Thats not too strange is it...I think I saw it in a pie fetish porn....seemed like a good idea at the time
2007-09-23 17:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Too much work, all you need is:
1) A strobe light
2) A soundtrack to a horror movie (the Shining comes to my mind).
Extra special bonus: switch off all his circut breakers.
If you want to be nice, just sit with him and listen to what he has to say. Do that and you'll have a friend for life!!
2007-09-23 17:02:18 · answer #6 · answered by Pankration 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Knock on his door and give him a copy of the book
"The Recently Deceased handbook"
2007-09-23 22:49:39 · answer #7 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Try any of the bits from Super Troopers. Meow.
2007-09-24 03:37:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Invasion not advisable. Be kind to animals. make the rock bigger and save the grease, use dog's poops for the doorknobs!
2007-09-23 17:03:13 · answer #9 · answered by dalton 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I like the pie fetish idea.
and I think that the ROFPIMPL LTIF means:
Rolling on floor peeing in my pants laughing, laughing 'till I fart??
2007-09-23 21:05:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋