What will you be contributing to the "Save the Midgets" fund in order to keep this honorable establishment open?
2007-09-23 16:46:40 · 9 answers · asked by Damn Sarge 5 in Dining Out ➔ New Zealand ➔ Other - New Zealand
The midgets will be fine, that is not the pressing issue. The current problem is that the last health inspector found the "back room," as well as the defiled bodies of previous health inspectors(some of which were in the "back room," but that's another story). And now we have NZ Feds at our door threatening to close this place down.
2007-09-23 17:16:47 · update #1
Listen, that was one Midget. The situation has been taken care of and let's just say that Stumpy is in a happier place.
2007-09-23 16:54:07 · answer #1 · answered by Kate v.7.0 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
PLEASE!...It will never happen. Marla has found a way to harvest the yeast from the midgets, and with 32,970 midgets and an average of 3 yeast infections per year that's New Zealands largest cash crop. If the NZ feds shut her down it will be certain economic disaster for the whole country. Not to mention the back lash from the plummeting KY jelly sales.
2007-09-24 06:31:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wrong-i just donated a few of the Midgets to Hillary Clinton's campaign fund and in return she worked some strings and was able to get me the funding I needed for the B&B. If she becomes president we'll have a great partnership with the US and have many new ideas in store.
I started cloning. My first midget clone (Daisy) is fully ready to start pole dancing....ummm where can I get a prosthetic leg for a midget in New Zealand?
2007-09-24 06:02:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well we don't need another David Koresh, Waco situation, but I will not go quietly. Are you sure those health inspectors are dead and not just shagged out from all the midgets and opium? For the life of me I cannot imagine what health code violations there could be at the Bed & Brothel.
2007-09-24 05:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honorable? You may need to get yourself a dictionary.
Anyway, those midgets have been in high demand for many years now. I know personally that several of them have become millionaires due to tips and Marla's wonderful 401k program. That's not to mention the personal time the rent themselves out to bachelor parties and serving food at Sonic.
2007-09-24 00:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
if the deal on the finances isn't closed by monday, it will close
2007-09-29 15:18:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots and lots of Happy Meals. ; )
2007-09-23 23:55:36 · answer #7 · answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ok. against my better judgement ,i googled this. (btw.. you are #1 -or rather-this question is,anyway)
i shoulda known better.
2007-09-24 12:58:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell are u kidding me. please say your kidding, them poor Migets.
2007-09-23 23:58:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋