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Question

A group of the stars of TV Land got together for a party. The first two stars to arrive were _______ and ________.
When they walked in and saw the _____ they were ______.
The band hired for the gig was __________. After the last guests arrived, the first song performed was that wonderful old classic, "_____________."
______ and ______ were the first on the dance floor. Unfortunately they ________ and needed to be __________.
______ was the emcee. He started off the program with a joke about __________. All of a sudden, ______ walked on stage and stole the spotlight because ___________.
The headlines the next day read: "_______________________________________"

Answer 1

A group of the stars of TV Land got together for a party. The first two stars to arrive were ___James Arness____ and __Miss Kitty actress______.
When they walked in and saw the __their friends, Ozzie and Harriet___ they were __psyched____.
The band hired for the gig was ___The Monkees_______. After the last guests arrived, the first song performed was that wonderful old classic, "__Last Train to Clarksville_____."
__James Arness____ and __Miss Kitty actress____ were the first on the dance floor. Unfortunately they __slipped and fell__ and needed to be _carried off the dance floor______.
__Dick Clark____ was the emcee. He started off the program with a joke about __GUNSMOKE________. All of a sudden, __James Arness____ walked on stage and stole the spotlight because __He thanked Sunshine for all the nice stories about him._________.
The headlines the next day read: "___Arness confesses he daydreams about Sunshine______________...

Answer 2

A group of the stars of TV Land got together for a party. The first two stars to arrive were 50 Cents and Kanye West.
When they walked in and saw the other they were not amused each believing he was a bigger star.
"I sold fifty records more than you!!" said 50 cents
"Can ye believe that?" asked Kanye West disbelivingly.
The band hired for the gig was Frog Squad. After the last guests arrived, the first song performed was that wonderful old classic, "What a wonderful world."
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were the first on the dance floor. Unfortunately they had to do a sequel to Mr. & Mrs. Smith and needed to be on set.
Snoop Dogg was the emcee. He started off the program with a joke about a fat woman with a magic stick. All of a sudden, Tom Cruise walked on stage and stole the spotlight because he gave Snoop Dogg the finger.
The headlines the next day read: "Tom Cruise fingers Snoop Dogg...

Answer 3

A group of the stars of TV Land got together for a party. The first two stars to arrive were __Lucille Ball_____ and _ricky ricardo_______.
When they walked in and saw the _colored stars____ they were __shocked____.
The band hired for the gig was _jesse and the rippers_________. After the last guests arrived, the first song performed was that wonderful old classic, "_do wah ditty____________."
__Fonzie____ and ___Richie___ were the first on the dance floor. Unfortunately they _were both guys_______ and needed to be _with girls_________.
__Will smith____ was the emcee. He started off the program with a joke about __Uncle Phil________. All of a sudden, __carlton____ walked on stage and stole the spotlight because __his pants were down_________.
The headlines the next day read: "_Happy Days for the Fresh Prince who Loves Lucy____________________________...

Answer 4

A group of the stars of TV land got together for a party. The first two stars to arrive were Carrol O'connor and John Ritter though no one knew it because they were ghosts. When they walked in and saw the hideous brown carpeting in the foyer, they were utterly nauseated. The band hired for the gig was tastelessly dress in orange see through serran wrap, and was shaking their collective money makers. After the last guests arrived, the first song performed was that wonderful classic, "The Ballad of Irving." Alan Alda and Loretta Switt were the first on the dance floor. Unfortunately, they were MASHed and needed to be scraped off the floor. Rod Roddy was the Emcee. He started off the program with a joke about coming on down. All of a sudden, Sherman Hemsley walked on stage and stole the spotlight because he was dressed only Wheezy's knickers. The headlines the next day read: "Moving on out....Crowd evacuates after seeing George Jefferson's 'East side'..."