2007-09-23 10:36:09 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
*says sheepishly*
The first thing that came to mind was "lick myself..."
That's really bad, isn't it?
2007-09-23 10:40:39 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
first thing i would do is go straight outside to use the bathroom. I would like to know if i squat when i pee or if i lift a leg up. Now if a turn into a dog of the opposite sex it would be cool to get some hindsite on why a dog is mans best friend. I was told it was because they can relate but i would like to know for myself so i would do a little sniffing around literally lol.
2007-09-23 10:45:52 · answer #2 · answered by meka g 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Myself
2007-09-23 13:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go find the cat that's been pis.sing by my front door and kick its a.s.s!
After that I would probably start doing some cool tricks so my owner could video them, then send them into that pet star show and win 10 grand! Either that or go on David Letterman's stupid pet tricks segment.
2007-09-23 10:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by bijou 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make sure somebody walked me because every dog i ever met had to p real bad in the morning.
2007-09-23 10:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by Sunny 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would check my bowl for food and for water to see if I had been fed. If the dishes were empty, I'd get my owner out of bed - pronto.
2007-09-23 10:41:02 · answer #6 · answered by Juanitaville 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, being that you are a dog, Miss M, why not tell all of us what you did first thing this morning?
2007-09-23 10:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Bark until someone let me out in the garden for a pee.
2007-09-23 10:41:21 · answer #8 · answered by bri 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would go pee on my neighbors tires, bushes, front porch, and if she was not moving fast enough......well, I heard yellow goes with everything.
2007-09-23 12:20:46 · answer #9 · answered by 2fine4u 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd finally find out why my dogs think each others butts are so enticing.
2007-09-23 10:43:09 · answer #10 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
properly, i might sneak into the refrigerator to get some corn, and messy nutrition and placed it everywhere in the floor........ i'm in basic terms kidding i might probable think of that's cool and pass back to sleep... :)
2016-11-06 04:52:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋