I have put myself in the shoes of Jilly (although they are quite HUGE- but that is by the by) she of the Jiggling Jugs Inn fame.
You may have heard that she struck up a 'friendship' with an aquaintance of ours - He of the Broad Manly Chest and Tree Like Thighs who would chop down a small forest before breakfast for fun.
Well because of this huge compassionate Scottish heart that beats within this chest of mine (had he bothered to look it's not half bad actually - for me years) - and I understand that a lassy like herself cannot help but atttract the laddies. And she is to be shown mercy for the error of her ways.
The fact that I have a hoose full o' chickens who will likely never lay another egg having witness ed wit the two o' them were up ta behind the byre is another thing altogether.
And the poor wee puppy believes the McTealc was just rubbin' the wee dogs nose in the fact that he has just so recently been robbed himsen! Another victim then!
2007-09-23 09:49:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
ohhhhhhhhhhh! Now I get it .The colour green does not look well on you. I thought you were above this sort of thing. Why doesn't yahoo number these darn questions so we can answer them in the right order. I think I'm coming out of the fog now.
2007-09-23 10:18:55 · answer #1 · answered by Donna 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Aye, but it is the lassies birthday, and McTealC had to give her a wonderful present. Wearin' the kilt without the underwear makes it so accessible and Jilly with her pretty dress all tethered by the lacing. But she was in a hurry this morning and forgot the bloose underneath!!. Soon will will have little McTealC's running amuck on the highlands. Barley in tow happily chasing the little ones through the heather, he will soon forget his lost "manhood" and be forever loved by the children, he will guard them with his life! After all, they both nursed their wounds together and Barley is forever loyal
2007-09-23 10:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by slk29406 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Aye, and a true darlin lassie ye be and tis' sad that herself
as well as the wee dogs nose were rubbied.
2007-09-23 10:00:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
How tragic to fall for an avatar when there is true duty awaiting you from a mere day away--alas, the eye of the beholder.
2007-09-23 09:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by lilabner 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I used to wish guys would notice my noodle. That's past-tense, now, The things they liked about me before are still there, but they can't see past the noodle -- and the calendar.
Can't win.
2007-09-23 11:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by felines 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
To be attractive? No way. Just envious. Laser treatment called for now!
2007-09-23 11:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just don't let the attractiveness go to your head. It can be quite obnoxious.
2007-09-23 11:05:41 · answer #7 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
green does not become you my dear - give them both the brush off if need be, but try to remember
he had to give her SOMETHING for her birthday
i'm sure he'll be back on duty tonight
2007-09-23 11:13:11 · answer #8 · answered by bassetfreak 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Tis a blessing to be on a likable shine,my las.
2007-09-23 09:56:16 · answer #9 · answered by JesusIsTheAnswer 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I be thinkin this is an inside chuckle. Do we be on candid camera?
2007-09-23 13:04:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋