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Sand
A young man comes up to the border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The border guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”
“Sand,” answers the young man.
The guard is a bit skeptical and asks the young man to turn over the bags for inspection. The guard empties the bags, but finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the young man overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The young man is released and promptly rides across the border with his sand bags.
A day later, the same young man presents himself at the border. The guard asks, “What have you got?”
“Sand,” says the young man.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the young man who then rides across the border on his bicycle with the sand bags.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, the young man no longer appears at the border crossing. Many months go by and the border guard sees the young man in a cafe.
“Hey,” says the guard, “For three years you were smuggling something through my crossing station. It’s driving me crazy. Just between you and me, what were you smuggling?”
The young man sips his coffee and says, “Bicycles.”
2007-09-23 08:04:28 · 57 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
haha
2007-09-23 08:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by Joanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but you took too long to get to the point. Try posting this in the Jokes and Riddle section and see what they have to say. For now I will give you a star.
2007-10-01 03:43:37 · answer #2 · answered by staymay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-01 08:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by Fancy_Chanel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and about right Id say
2007-09-30 03:42:29 · answer #4 · answered by mtchndjnmtch2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
you made me laugh
needed that
you got a star
2007-10-01 06:06:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love a joke with a nice little twist like that.
2007-09-30 16:47:27 · answer #6 · answered by Eugene 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a star, you put a smile on my face.
Have a nice evening
xx
2007-09-23 08:30:08 · answer #7 · answered by caggersnlea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaahahahahaha Thank you so much i have done nothing today but work, haha you made my day *wipes tear from eye*
2007-09-23 09:28:06 · answer #8 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2007-09-23 10:25:07 · answer #9 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT! you have the most amazing jkes in the world lol
2007-09-23 08:51:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, that is so dang cute. i live in texas and am gonna pass this one around lmao
thanks for the laugh darlin
2007-09-24 06:32:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋