1) He is SO smart! he thinks I am _________and he is_____.
2) Yes...I would love to_____your _________.
3) _______got married and______________.
4) Roses are red,_______________
5) Of course I love you!! To prove it I'll_________
2007-09-23 07:56:06 · 13 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hahahaha!!!
2007-09-23 12:17:14 · update #1
1) He is SO smart! He thinks I am a moronic hillbilly from Virginny and he is absolutely correct!
2) Yes...I would love to kiss your grits.
3) Miss Kitty got married and Sunshine was the flower girl.
4) Roses are red, carnations are pink. We could have danced all night except for the fact....I kind of stink. HOWEVER, I DID provide us with a GREAT alternate plan !!
5) Of course I love you!! To prove it I'll write about you every day on YA. Oh, yeah!! I already do!! Okay. Wait a minute. Okay, here's the deal...Tp prove it I'll be real nice to the redhead-from-a bottle and NOT think up ways to insult her....
Now THAT'S love !
2007-09-23 10:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) He is SO smart! he thinks I am a stock broker and he is pregnant.
2) Yes...I would love to bake your jeans.
3) I got married and went to rehab.
4) Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like the way you look in tennis shoes.
5) Of course I love you!! To prove it I'll dirty up all of your dishes.
Thanks a lot! This was really fun!
2007-09-23 08:44:04 · answer #2 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. At a loss here...
2. Yes I would love to hump your leg.
3. Cinderella got married and was in divorce court a year later.
4. Roses are red and feet stink.
5. Of course I love you!! To prove it I'll jump off the highest bridge.
2007-09-23 08:00:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1) He is SO smart! he thinks I am daft and he is Albert Einstein. He says that beauty without brains is like an empty beautiful shell and that I should raise my IQ to match his. I asked him if it was a like bar that you just raise up?
2) "Yes...I would love to have your babies. And wear your wedding ring and travel the world with you. But not with this smartass attitude!" I told him.
3) Well, we got married and he became more romantic. Once, he went on his knees at a cafe and said to me before a mammoth crowd, (4) "Roses are red, violets are blue, I would love you always and these words are true!" The crowd erupted in a clapping and cheering frenzy. I blushed to my hair roots. But he wasn't done yet.(5) "Of course I love you!! To prove it I'll do the chicken and monkey dance!!" And he proceeded to make an absolute spectacle of himself by doing what he termed the monkey and chicken dance as the crowd cheered and urged him on. I have never been so embarassed in my entire life. I covered my face with my brown hand bag. He was shown that evening on several news networks doing his monkey dance.
2007-09-23 22:22:53 · answer #4 · answered by violeo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1] He is SO smart! he thinks I am a super wife/mother/cook/friend/mind, and he is RIGHT!
2] Yes... I would love to house sit your East Hampton estate.
3] Peggy Sue got married and Nicholas Cage's voice was stupidly nasal and squeaky in that movie.
4] Roses are red, shamrocks are green, at least the ones are that I have seen.
5] Of course I love you!! To prove it I'll give you best answer next time around, even if you don't answer!
edit; just thought of something:
4] Roses are red, wheatgrass is green, and they say it's supposed to clean yer spleen.
2007-09-23 08:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by Guinness 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) He is so smart, he thinks I am Jane and he is Tarzan.
2) Yes, I would love to be your honey-bunch.
3) We got married and ruined everything !
4) Roses are red, so try to imagine how little I care !
5) Of course I love you !! To prove it I'll get you a Starbuck's
2007-09-23 08:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by The Count 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) He is SO smart! he thinks I am Jane Goodall and he is Tarzan.
2) Yes...I would love to clean out your ear wax.
3) Joe got married and now he's broke.
4) Roses are red, violets are blue, that's what they tell me because I'm blind.
5) Of course I love you!! To prove it I'll buy you a new blender
2007-09-23 08:04:02 · answer #7 · answered by Bob Thompson 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) He is SO smart! he thinks I am able to fly and he is able to dissappear. He should run for President.
2) Yes...I would love to use your back hair in a prank on my ex-bestfriend.
3) Brittney Spears got married and is still the typical trailer trash chick.
4) Roses are red unless you buy them in pink or yellow or white or purple or peach or black. Duh
5) Of course I love you!! To prove it I'll run naked through the mall with your name written on my *** in glitter pink lipstick.
2007-09-23 08:09:56 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda シ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) He is so smart! he thinks I am bored and he is right!!
2) Yes... I would love to pet your lion.
3) He got married and I cried.
4) Roses are red, unless they are white or pink.
5) Of course I love you!!! To prove it I'll say it again. I LOVE YOU!!
;-)
2007-09-23 08:02:20 · answer #9 · answered by * SeñørITA * 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
#1 a fart in the wind(and he is einstien) #2 yes i would love to stick my head under your sheets and( smell your fart. #3 you got married and divorced in one day! #4 roses are red and violets are blue,can i come over and kiss you? #5 of course i love you!to prove it i ll come over and lick peanut butter off your feet!
2007-09-23 08:10:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋